Welcome Christmas
Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day.
Welcome, Welcome Fah who rah-moose Welcome, Welcome Dah who dah-moose Christmas day is in our grasp So long as we have hands to clasp
Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome, welcome Christmas Welcome, welcome Christmas Day
The Grinch's Song
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch, Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch, You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, With a nauseous super "naus"!, You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch, The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
Welcome Christmas (Reprise)
Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome Christmas, Come this way!
Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day.
Welcome, Welcome Fah who rah-moose Welcome, Welcome Dah who dah-moose Christmas day is in our grasp So long as we have hands to clasp
Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome Christmas Bring your cheer
Fah who for-aze! Dah who dor-aze! Welcome all Who's Far and near
Welcome Christmas, fah who rah-moose Welcome Christmas, dah who dah-moose Christmas day will always be Just so long as we have we
Fah who for-aze Dah who dor-aze Welcome Christmas Bring your light
Welcome Christmas Fah who rah-moose! Welcome Christmas Dah who dah-moose!
Welcome Christmas While we stand Heart to heart And hand in hand
Fah who for-aze Dah who dor-aze Welcome welcome Christmas Christmas Day
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (story)
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