Blame WHO?

[ An imaginary dialog between God (G) and the Bereaved (B) ]

B: Why did You let my relative die? Why didn't You heal them in accord with our presumptuously-faithless and doubt-infested prayer? You didn't care.

G: Got that right. Buzz off.

B: Why did you let my relative die? Why didn't You heal them in response to my arrogant self-serving pestering You?

G: That's your problem. Doesn't affect Me in the least. I couldn't care less. I'm off to consider other things. So long, sucker.

B: Give me a break. You could have done SOMETHING.

G: OK, Mr. Judgmentalism. Why didn't YOU do something about not letting them die? WHY didn't YOU heal them?

B: Whaddaya mean me? You were supposed to do the healing, because You alone were capable of healing them! I guess You were not willing to help them.

G: YOU are to blame for both getting them sick and for not healing them.

YOU should have been knowledgeable enough by now to have done both, instead of screwing around wasting time like an idiot indulging in your secret sins, bothering others with the time-consuming, expensive results of them! YOU murdered them gradually with YOUR demented disregard against my Natural laws of health and safety my Bible authors clearly and plainly put in Scripture, and instead inserted the stink of your smelly environmental pollution and toxic waste, your radioactive atmospheric explosions dispersing cancer-causing fallout all over Earth, the foul litter of your bodily-irritants rancid garbage. YOU should have both prevented that from happening, and should have done something about it after it happened!

Your OWN despicable SINS - along with the aggregate despicable sins of others of your ilk - mortally harassed them with your impatient tailgating and rude horn honking, pompously cutting in front of them like belligerant accursed asses. YOU caused them to sin under duress with your subversive suppression against Truth and Purity with your demented-editorialists secular newsprint and abominable newscasts, deceiving their minds with the heresies of anti-Biblical non-scientific evolution-magic fairy tales, particle-physics fabrications, Big-Bang baloney, million-years mythology - imposing wrongly-discriminatory discrimination and censorship against scientifically-valid Biblical origin history and Ten-Commandments morality in public school, refusing voucher tax-money support for truly-worthy and genuinely-edifying education in the correct sense of the word.

YOU imposed summertime-ads indoctrination and lurid propaganda of satanic-fashion porn-immodesty styles with incessant lasciviously-licentuous indecency brainwashing against them, then mangled their bodies with extinction-resultant abortion-infanticide.

YOU indifferently tolerated and even inhumanly condoned cruel FOOL atheists and defiant-antagonist homoperverts to confuse, consternate, and corrupt the minds and activities of the sensible and rational as you blattered out deviously-concocted feminist-sexist chatter of YOUR half-lie (and not 'half-truth') presumptions and error-rife divisive racism, blasphemously miscalling such depravity "civil" and "human" and "equal" rights! You demonically tried to re-write history, and deviously reword illegimacy into legitimacy by mis-calling queer faggots "gay," by mis-calling porn "art," by mis-calling abortion-homicide "choice" and "reproductive freedom" and "women's health," by mis-calling evolutionary absurdity "science," by mis-calling devoted Christian zealousness "dangerously-radical extremist fanaticism," etc. ad nauseum.

YOU YOURSELF are thus to BLAME for the misery and pain and death of the bereaved in that casket, grave, and cemetery!

B: WHY did you give us all a free will to misuse and cause our neighbors such lethal lewdness and diabolical distress?

G: WHY did YOU (and others like you) misuse the BENIGN created beautiful things I made and owned?
Did I ever tell you to accumulate naturally-and-safely-dispersed enriched uranium and plutonium, connive it into nuclear bombs, and blow radioactive particles all over the planet?
Did I ever order you to misuse My gravity by jumping off a cliff or a bridge?
Did I ever suggest you ingest or inhale immediately-deadly or gradually-deadly poisons and disasterous-side-effects "medicines" plus injure yourself with abusive surgery?
When did I ever command you to smash your narcotics or alcohol-drunk carcass into a cement pylon, light post, or tree trunk and thus become quadriplegic?
When did I ever recommend that you engage in nonforgiveness and/or envy-based wars or go into greed-based debt-fret in YOUR selfishly materialistic desire to ignore righteousness and instead idolize what obviously is perishable?

B: You did not tell us about that deceptive Serpent in the Garden. You did not adequately warn us about his half-lie irrationalizations in our non-preparedness to counter his pleasant-sounding angel-of-light underhanded doctrines. You did not give us a preview of "death" so we could have understood that horrible consequence of disobeying Your non-explained command about that Tree. You were unfair.

G: Will I then make apologetic requittal to suit you, because you reject it?

WHO are you - a human - to talk back to GOD? Will what is made retort to Him who made him: 'Why have you made me thus?'
Has a potter no right over the clay, to do whatever HE wants with it?

I understood your PATHETIC limitations, and that is why I had my Creator-Son Jesus Christ die on a cross and thereby become your perfect sacrifice cancelling all the penalties of your sins irresponsibly committed (and not performed) in your penitently-lamented asinine-wayward IGNORANCE and STUPIDITY.

It gets better.

Not only is your sinful slate completely wiped clean and your condamnation deleted by you believing that Jesus is your one true and perfect Atonement purging all your sins, but as a bonus you get a free ticket to enter and reside in the sublime ecstasy of eternal-Light Paradise and golden-crystalline New-Jerusalem heaven forever with all pollution, sin, sickness, suffering, rebellion, mistakes, grief, regret, tears, death and the capacity (not ability) to goof up eternally gone and done away with.

Beats the heck out of painfully forever burning in outer-darkness flesh-consuming-but-continually-renewed-flesh-to-burn excruciating hellfire, causing you to do your long-desired damndest to curse, revile, blaspheme, and blame Me and My blessed persecuted-but-to-be-blissful Christian-religion saints in your sure-to-come nonrelenting, inescapable and hopeless never-ending bitter regret, overwhelming guilt, catastrophic calamity, nonspeakable terror, and indescribable remorse.

Those who refused and reject my Divine non-fascist theocratic dictatorship get a MULTIPLE whammy: they get supernaturally humiliated and shamefully embarrassed by eventual utter disappointment, disillusionment, no-U-Hauls-to-Hell nonfulfilment and deprivation in this present temporal life, wrathfully and hatefully executed by Me, thankfully discarded (while in no-credit-to-them absolutely-still-obedience forced-motionlessness silence) into humiliating casket and locked-crypt confinement or lowly grave, then forever burned in hell besides after ultimate future resurrection.

MEDICAL MAXIM OF THE YEAR

Blattering the buzzword phrase: ....after a courageous battle with cancer..... is one of the causes cancer yet ravages body-care-ignoring people to death who are humiliated by their nightly need to get enough sleep, don't take enough time for substantial-and-consistent-enough exercising, who saturate their surroundings with genes-altering vehicular and industrial/military-chemicals smog pollution plus intense fields of close-proximity radio and television electromagnetic radiation of myriad types and frequencies.

Preferred mentality is when people sensibly and adequately accomodate to the immediate needs of their temple of the Holy Spirit they are mere caretakers of with conscientious holy care and God-fearing sensitivity.

JOKE OF THE MONTH

[ For those who will never become Bible translators nor technical scientists! ]

"In the whenever was the whutchcallit, and the whutchcallit was with you know, and the whutchcallit was you know. Whutchcallit was in whenever with whutchcallit, and the whutchcallit was made through you know, and without whutchcallit was anything made that was made...."

Obey the Law for Life!

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