JUST A FEW OBSERVANCIES (Is observancies a real word?)
During the draft I noticed that some teams completely forgot that BYE weeks existed in the regular NFL season. Some may say this is true and others may say that they would rather have every player on their team have a BYE the same week? I say "To each his own!"
Your best chance of beating the Ball Busters (Casey) is in week 7, and the Ball Busters are playing against there arch rival The Tunawookians (Kazzy) who regularly hands the Ball Busters at least 1 loss every year. In week 7 the Ball Busters will be without Deangelo Williams, Steve Smith, and Antonio Gates. Prediction? With home field advantage being a factor this year, I give this win to the Tunawwokians. Final Score 192 - 178.
You may now want to know which week is the best week to play against the Tunawookians right? I would say all of them, but that would be false since I just predicted him to beat the Ball Busters in week 7. Week 6 is the week to play the Tunawookians as they will be without RB Willie Parker, RB Travis Henry, WR Calvin Johnson, WR Heinz Ward, and DEF Pittsburgh. Who is the lucky bastard that gets this win? The Moneyshots coached by Eddie Jones. Once again, a home field victory for the Moneyshots. Final Score 174 - 112, in favor of the Moneyshots.
Another observancy that was noticed was the fact that Dooley only has 2 RB worth a shit. This means week 6 and 7 against the CNC Express will be a nice week to play the defending champs. Week 6 mathcup vs Ball Busters, and a Week 7 matchup vs. Moneyshots. That makes two easy matcups for the Moneyshots.
The only week the Moneyshots will be suffering, will be in week 8, as they will be without RB Sean Alexander, and RB Marion Barber. That makes two easy matchups for the Ball Busters.
Week 4 will provide a great opportunity for the defending champs (CNC Express) to win one on the road vs. the Bad Ass Holes as they will be without QB Drew Brees, and RB Reggie Bush. The current backups for these spots are QB Jake Dellhome, and RB Chester Taylor. Ouch!
When is the best week to play the Orange Crush? Every week... Honestly... If you could play this guy every week, I think you would break the single season record for "Best Regular Season Record" which is currently at 12-1. Ok, I won't be so harsh, however, if you get a chance to play the Orange Crush in either week 6 or week 8, you should consider dropping off a pink ribbon at Jef's house. When the Bad Assholes (Aaron) take on the Orange Crush in week 6 they will be without QB Peyton Manning, however, the Denver Bronos have a bye that week, and Jef may put a little more time into studying for this week. In week 8 the South Side Pimpz take on the Orange Crush and they will have to start at least 2 of the following players. RB Mike Bell, RB Selvin Young, WR Brandon Stokley, WR Drew Bennett.
The Pimp Chickens (Trevor) have an easy victory in front of them in week 6 as they take on the Venomous Ducks (Keith) as they will be without QB Jon Kitna, WR Reggie Wayne, WR Lee Evans, and that great week 1 pickup RB Kenton Keith (backup RB for the Colts). He will have to start QB Eli Manning, WR L. Coles, and either WR J. Porter, or WR. Greg Jennings. This will be a tough home loss for the Ducks.
The South Side Pimpz will be without a QB in week 9, and will also be without RB Brian Westbrook, and WR Chad Johnson in week 5. Who are the lucky fellas that get these matchups? Week 5 vs. Silver-n-Black (Ryan) and week 9 vs. the V-Ducks.
Both week 6 and week 8 will be difficult mathcups for the Silver-n-Black. During week 6 Ryan will be without RB Frank Gore, RB Marshawn Lynch, WR Darrel Jackson, and K Adam Vinatieri. Week 8 he will be without the Larry's as both Johnson and Fitzgerald will be on a BYE week. Week 6 mathcup vs. SS Pimpz, week 8 vs. Pimp Chickens. But wait a minute! Week 8 the Pimp Chickens will be without QB Tony Romo, RB Warrick Dunn, WR Terrel Owens, and TE Todd Heap. This game has officialy been named "2007 Shittiest Mathcup" between the S-n-B and the Pimpchix. The Pimpchickens will also be hurting in week 9 as they will be without RB Ronnie Brown, and WR Tory Holt as they take on the Moneyshots.
What does all of this tell all of us? That Jaxtrodamis is probably even more correct than what he thought. The Moneyshots have 3 more than favorable mathcups this year, that will pad the win colulmn a little more than most may have orignally expected.
Your best chance of beating the Ball Busters (Casey) is in week 7, and the Ball Busters are playing against there arch rival The Tunawookians (Kazzy) who regularly hands the Ball Busters at least 1 loss every year. In week 7 the Ball Busters will be without Deangelo Williams, Steve Smith, and Antonio Gates. Prediction? With home field advantage being a factor this year, I give this win to the Tunawwokians. Final Score 192 - 178.
You may now want to know which week is the best week to play against the Tunawookians right? I would say all of them, but that would be false since I just predicted him to beat the Ball Busters in week 7. Week 6 is the week to play the Tunawookians as they will be without RB Willie Parker, RB Travis Henry, WR Calvin Johnson, WR Heinz Ward, and DEF Pittsburgh. Who is the lucky bastard that gets this win? The Moneyshots coached by Eddie Jones. Once again, a home field victory for the Moneyshots. Final Score 174 - 112, in favor of the Moneyshots.
Another observancy that was noticed was the fact that Dooley only has 2 RB worth a shit. This means week 6 and 7 against the CNC Express will be a nice week to play the defending champs. Week 6 mathcup vs Ball Busters, and a Week 7 matchup vs. Moneyshots. That makes two easy matcups for the Moneyshots.
The only week the Moneyshots will be suffering, will be in week 8, as they will be without RB Sean Alexander, and RB Marion Barber. That makes two easy matchups for the Ball Busters.
Week 4 will provide a great opportunity for the defending champs (CNC Express) to win one on the road vs. the Bad Ass Holes as they will be without QB Drew Brees, and RB Reggie Bush. The current backups for these spots are QB Jake Dellhome, and RB Chester Taylor. Ouch!
When is the best week to play the Orange Crush? Every week... Honestly... If you could play this guy every week, I think you would break the single season record for "Best Regular Season Record" which is currently at 12-1. Ok, I won't be so harsh, however, if you get a chance to play the Orange Crush in either week 6 or week 8, you should consider dropping off a pink ribbon at Jef's house. When the Bad Assholes (Aaron) take on the Orange Crush in week 6 they will be without QB Peyton Manning, however, the Denver Bronos have a bye that week, and Jef may put a little more time into studying for this week. In week 8 the South Side Pimpz take on the Orange Crush and they will have to start at least 2 of the following players. RB Mike Bell, RB Selvin Young, WR Brandon Stokley, WR Drew Bennett.
The Pimp Chickens (Trevor) have an easy victory in front of them in week 6 as they take on the Venomous Ducks (Keith) as they will be without QB Jon Kitna, WR Reggie Wayne, WR Lee Evans, and that great week 1 pickup RB Kenton Keith (backup RB for the Colts). He will have to start QB Eli Manning, WR L. Coles, and either WR J. Porter, or WR. Greg Jennings. This will be a tough home loss for the Ducks.
The South Side Pimpz will be without a QB in week 9, and will also be without RB Brian Westbrook, and WR Chad Johnson in week 5. Who are the lucky fellas that get these matchups? Week 5 vs. Silver-n-Black (Ryan) and week 9 vs. the V-Ducks.
Both week 6 and week 8 will be difficult mathcups for the Silver-n-Black. During week 6 Ryan will be without RB Frank Gore, RB Marshawn Lynch, WR Darrel Jackson, and K Adam Vinatieri. Week 8 he will be without the Larry's as both Johnson and Fitzgerald will be on a BYE week. Week 6 mathcup vs. SS Pimpz, week 8 vs. Pimp Chickens. But wait a minute! Week 8 the Pimp Chickens will be without QB Tony Romo, RB Warrick Dunn, WR Terrel Owens, and TE Todd Heap. This game has officialy been named "2007 Shittiest Mathcup" between the S-n-B and the Pimpchix. The Pimpchickens will also be hurting in week 9 as they will be without RB Ronnie Brown, and WR Tory Holt as they take on the Moneyshots.
What does all of this tell all of us? That Jaxtrodamis is probably even more correct than what he thought. The Moneyshots have 3 more than favorable mathcups this year, that will pad the win colulmn a little more than most may have orignally expected.
2007-09-08 18:51:12 GMT
Comments (2 total)
Author:Anonymous
First of all,in that picture you look like you belong too the group The Village People.Second, I thought I did pretty good when it came too draft on the bye weeks.So fuck you !And the shit you said about Jeff is just low down and so fucking true that I laughed my ass off!!That motherfucker is every bodies personal door mat.|Sorry Jeff,but that shit needs too change.I dont know what you have too do, but that shit needs too end.
--AARON(A.K.A)BADASSHOLES
2007-09-08 19:51:50 GMT
--AARON(A.K.A)BADASSHOLES
Author:Anonymous
Any time Aaron talks shit..it is inherently funny. The guy that traded Addai and Jamal Lewis for Kurt freeking Warner is bashing Jef. I love it. By the way, bash Kenton Keith all you want...but I gave up Troy Williamson for him. Seriously, do you think your jabs hurt? Dig Deeper Daniel Son.
Furthermore, it was completely unfair to the Village People to compare Casey's picture to them. It almosts suggests you're saying that the Village People are gay or something.
2007-09-09 00:50:11 GMT
Furthermore, it was completely unfair to the Village People to compare Casey's picture to them. It almosts suggests you're saying that the Village People are gay or something.
