| 2K6 Awards | ||||
| Most Valuable Team Award
This award goes to the Team that has outshined all others. You know that when you play this team, you better bring you�re �A� game, or you are in trouble. This team has the depth and destruction during the bye weeks that will haunt you until you have realized that you lost on Monday Night. Candidates For This Award are: (Ball Busters, Fumb Duckers, Silver-n-Black, Pimp Chickens, Duck Commanders) Winner: Fumb Duckers Most Improved Team This team is pretty self-explanatory. This award will go to the team that did the shittiest last year, and improved the most this year. Certain Teams have improved� Certain teams got worse� But that is a different issue. There will be an award for that too. Candidtaes For This Award are: (PimpChickens, South Side Pimpz) Winner: Pimp Chickens Worst Team Award This award will go to the team that flat out sucks. You know its coming to you, and you can�t defend it� because, well� because I make the decisions around here and that is the way it is going to be. Some teams give it an effort, and some don�t. If you have missed roster entry�s and forgot to wake up before noon on Sunday� There is a good chance that this award is heading your way. Candidates for this Award are: (Orange Crush, Moneyshots, Who Dey) Winner: Orange Crush Weakest Winner Award a.k.a. (Lucky Bastard Award) This award is granted to the mouse that snuck under the door each week. Lets say you average low points each week, you are winning games with scores of 128 to 119� That�s WEAK!!! But you have managed to sneak out some wins. Maybe you�re the Fantasy Genius� Or maybe your just lucky� Candidates for this Award are: (Duck Commanders, So. Side Pimpz, Barry's Bombers) Winner: Duck Commanders Thinking Success�Rewarded With Failure Award This awarded is appropriately titled. If you have been on your high horse all summer long about Fantasy Football, and you thought your team was looking good�SMACK!!! And then that hit you� and now you have a losing record� This Award is Yours!!! Congratulations� When you go back to work after week 16 and that one guy starts telling everybody that he is the �Fantasy Champ of the World� you can still tell him you won an award� Still knowing that your Fantasy Football knowledge is now nothing to what the �Champ� knows� Candidates for this Award are: (Who-Dey, Orange Crush, Wood Dogz, Bad A Holes, Iron Sloths) Winner: Bad A Holes That Tonya Harding, sure is a bitch... Award This awarded is given to the team that looked pretty damn good on paper at the start of the year, however... right before the big match, so big mother fucker with a tire iron walked up and jumped your dude causing you to have to rely on Justin Fargas for the rest of the season. We all know that you have got what it takes to win, but those injuries played a significant role in your losing season. Candidates for this Award are: (Snowballz Chance, Iron Sloths, Tunawookians, Pimp Chickens, Wood Dogz, Viking Quest) Winner: Iron Sloths |
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