| Final Match
Power Rangers vs Mystery Men Toilet Bowl Round 5 (Finals) - Atlantis RJ Wrote: RJ: Well here we are which will, I am sure, turn out to be a very exciting final. So, John, in three words, what is going to happen? Madden: It is over. RJ: Huh? Madden: The Mystery Men came in and threw a couple of huge boulders on the Power Rangers-each one is dead. It is already over. RJ: Well there you have it. Mr. Obvious, send us away! Mr. Obvious: The worst team of the Fantastic Rumble Tournament 2006-07 is the Power Rangers. Good Night EVERYONE! Brian Wrote: Brian: Well after all this time, we are down to the last match of Tournament 3. Mr. Statistics: I'm sure no one at the beginning of it all expected the final match to be between the Power Rangers and the Mystery Men. Brian: Probably because no one expected the Toilet Bowl Championship to be the last match. Mr. Obvious: This makes the 9th match for each of these teams and neither has managed a victory. George Lucas: That's because they both suck. J.R.R. Tolkien: For once I agree wholeheartedly. These teams stink so bad that Gandalf could beat either of them singlehandedly! Mark: He did win most of his matches singlehandedly. Lucas: Well Anakin could beat both teams at once, singlehandedly! Robert Jordan: Rand could beat both teams with both arms tied behind his back! J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore could beat both teams with both arms and both legs tied behind his back! Stan Lee: Professor X could beat both teams with both arms and both legs tied behind his back, and his eyes closed! Mr. Obvious: But he's a paraplegic! What difference would it make to tie his legs? Mr. Statistics: Besides the fact that Xavier uses his mind as a weapon, so he doesn't need his body anyway. Brian: OK! OK! The match has started. Let's solve all this later. Mr. Statistics: The one character with more than one kill to her credit, takes aim with her weapon. Carmine flies out and crushes the skulls of the Pink and Yellow rangers. Brian: But the Rangers are tired of losing. They've pulled out all the stops this time. Carol: What, they've sharpened their plastic swords? Brian: Funny, as Mark has made clear with his wrestlers, each character is tough, in their own world. The Red Ranger hits Raja with his sword. As usual, when the Sword hits, for an unknown reason it sends out firework-like sparks on contact. Mr. Statistics: Not good for the silverware laden hero. The metal hidden in his suit sparks and Raja is fried on the spot. Brian: Shoveler sees the Red Ranger and takes him out with a blow from his trusty shovel. John Madden: The sparks fly again, and the Shoveler is struck down. Mr. Statistics: A new record, two kills for the Power Rangers! Brian: And we're down to 4 on 3, advantage Rangers. Madden: Make that 2 on 3 advantage Mystery Men. Carmine finishes the color scheme of the Black and Blue Rangers. Brian: And the White Ranger earns his third kill of the season as he evens it up, cutting down Mr. Furious. Now it's two on two. Mr. Statistics: But the two remaining Mystery Men are the two most potent. The Green Ranger vanishes in a puff of smoke courtesy of the Sphinx. Make it 2 on 1, say good-bye to the White Ranger. Madden: Not so fast, the Green Ranger cuts down the Spinx as he re-appears behind him. Then the possessed bowling ball evens the tide again. The White Ranger hollers and leaps in the air. His feet extend for a flying drop kick. However, the Bowler dodges aside at the last moment and Carmine returns to her hands. She winds up, and releases. The White Ranger falls like a man-sized bowling pin. Brian: Game, Set, Match. Tolkien: And now back to the important matters. Gandalf has proved he is better than . . . Brian: Hold it. Here's how we'll solve it. Each of you pick 2 champions (preferably one 'good' one and one 'evil' one) and we'll have a competition. Mark: I think we're all tired of tournaments right now Brian. Brian: I know. This competition will be different. More like a Rodeo. The argument was who could more proficiently beat up a team of losers. That's what they will do. Give the creators time to pick their Champions and I'll send out another e-mail explaining how the rest will work soon. RJ: How soon? Brian: Give us a little while, we're burned out from this giant Tournament I think. But I'll explain soon. Mr. Statistics: Fantastic Fighting 8!! Brian: Yes. Votes (Alexander = Power Rangers, Stacey = Mystery Men, Robert = Power Rangers, Mark = Power Rangers, Cindy = Power Rangers) Grand Final Losers: The Power Rangers (0-9) 5 votes to lose Mystery Men (1-7-1) 1 vote to lose |