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Power Rangers vs Star Trekkers Toilet Bowl Round 4 - Atlantis RJ Harris Wrote: RJ: Well here we are at the Fatal Four! Who will be the ultimate loser! We have a winless teen team in the Power Rangers and a strong Star Trekkers team that, in my opinion has had some hard luck. Madden: Well, I think it is safe to say that one of them will finally get a good win here today. Mr. Obvious: That is so stupid, I should have said it. RJ: Well, I best get on with it before I have to banish more people to the TOR. Ms. Piggy: Well get ON WITH IT! RJ: Boy, everyone's a critic. Anyway, the Trekkers appear on the beach and the teen ninja-wannabes start at the cliff above. Spock raises an eyebrow and motions for his team to come over. Orc youngling (translated for your convenience): What are they doing? RJ: Probably devising a plan. Orc youngling (let's call him Graz): Why? RJ: Hey Madden, do you want to take over here? Madden: A plan will help the Trekkers win. Graz: Why? (Madden sighs.) RJ: Thanks John, now I can get back to more important things. Spock has apparently told his team to fire at a spot about 5 feet below the Power Rangers. Mr. Obvious: As the teens were "morphing" into their "costumes" the cliff gives way and all 7 fall to their deaths. That probably hurt. Star Trekkers are out of the Toilet Bowl and the Power Rangers advance. Mark Ailshie Wrote: Star Trekkers vs. Power Rangers "I don't see how this will help our situation," whines Wesley, with that usually annoying voice he has. Spock raises an eyebrow. "It is the most logical course of action," he says, tying Wesley's hands behind his back. "You will make very efficient bait," puts in Seven, tightening the rope around his ankles. "Besides," Odo says gruffly, pulling the other end of the rope, "People hate you. If we do this, maybe they'll vote for the rest of us to win." "Hey!" shouts Wesley, as he begins to swing from his ankles, his head about two feet from the ground. "You never said that was part of the plan!" "Shut up, Wesley," the other three say in Unison. Spock and Seven crowd together in a corner of the room, while Odo fastens the other end of the rope. The shapeshifter then morphs into a part of the wall and covers the other two, effectively screening all three from view. "I've got some serious doubts about this plan, guys," Wesley whines, as he swings gently in the breeze. "Picard would never apporove of this. Hello? Guys?" He continues whining and shouting, eventually attracting the attention of the Power Rangers. The six technicolor warriors rush into the room, flipping and shouting and gesticulating wildly in their quasi-anime-ish way. Wesley shouts something at them about thermodynamics and the prime directive. The rangers continue shout strange half-translated threats at Wesley, most of which make no sense even after being translated. Wesley calls them all weenies and orders them to cut him down. Finally, The White Ranger is bold enough to actually come within striking distance of Wesley. He flips over twice, shouts out, "My fingers itch...with vengeance!!" and levels a kick at Wesley's unprotected head. "Ouch!" yells the pimply acting ensign. "I'm gonna tell my mom!" He sails away from the force of the kick, like a pendulum. The White Ranger strikes a funnny pose, and kicks him again as he swings past. Wesley starts spinning out of control. The Black Ranger, encouraged by the White Ranger's success, steps forward and shouts "On behalf of Saban, I WILL PUNCH YOU!" and does so. Wesley whines some more and sails away like a bob on a string. The rest of the Rangers crowd around, shouting oddly menacing phrases and beating Wesley bloody. Odo melts away from the wall and circles around behind the Rangers back. Spock and Seven follow suit. Following Star Trek tradition, the Red Ranger is the first to fall, as Odo transforms his arm into a spike and plunges it through his lung. He falls to the dirt. The rest of the Power Rangers don't seem to notice, and keep attacking Wesley, who is rapidly discovering that his own safety or survival was never even considered as part of the plan. Seven steps behind the Green Ranger and injects him full of deeadly naites. He falls inert. Spock steps to the back of the Black Ranger and administers the nerve pinch. Yellow Ranger, nerve pinch. Both fall, silently. "Oh, for crying out loud, shouts Wesley in desperation. "They're behind you! Just turn around and fight THEM for a change!" "Shut up, Wesley," Say Spock, Odo, and Seven, as they all arm phasers and blast the Pink ranger into atoms. "Yeah, shut up, Wesley," Laughs the White Ranger, kicking him again. The rest of the Star Trekkers wait for the White Ranger to notice them. He doesn't. Instead, he draws his plastic safety sword and swings it against Wesley's neck. By sheer chance, he hits him with the broad side of the sword with enough force to snap Wesley's neck as Wesley swings toward him. "Hey!" laughs the White Ranger. "We got one!" He turns toward his teammates. Guys, we got one...oh." Nerve pinch, nanites, spike to the chest. White Ranger falls. Votes (Brian = Power Rangers, Cindy = Power Rangers, Robert = Star Trekkers) Losers: Power Rangers (0-8) 4 votes to lose Star Trekkers (2-6) 1 vote to lose Match 2 Team Shakespeare vs Mystery Men Toilet Bowl Round 4 - Atlantis Brian: Mr. Furious is angry about it, but still dead as Mercutio stabs him with his blade. MacBeth seems unstoppable as he cuts down Blue Raja and The Sphinx. The Shoveler does manage to crack Lady Macbeth's skull with his shovel. The two captains then face off. MacBeth: I am immune to thy attacks! Come die now son of a woman! Brian: The Shoveler finds himself without a witty retort, so he attacks. Meanwhile the Bowler flings her possessed ball and takes out Mercutio. She grabs Carmine and turns to her see captain cut down by the indefeatable Scotsman. MacBeth: You too were born of a woman, you cannot defeat me! Bowler: Get him Carmine. Brian: The bowling ball streaks out and crushes in MacBeth's face. The over confidant Scot never saw it coming. Apparently possessed bowling balls are not born (birthed) of woman, even though this one was bourn (carried) by a woman. The Bowler laughs. We won one! Brutus: Not quite. Brian: So saying, he inserts his knife in her back, and she falls dead. Carmine, being more a weapon than a person, doesn't count. Shakespeare wins! Mark: Wait, what happened to Hamlet? Brian: Tired of his soliloquy Brutus stabbed him at the beginning of the match. Mark: Oh, that would do it. Brian: Close match though don't you think? Votes (Stacey = Mystery Men, RJ = Shakespeare, Mark = Mystery Men, Cindy = Mystery Men, Robert = Mystery Men) Losers: Mystery Men (0-7-1) 5 votes to lose Team Shakespeare (1-7) 1 vote to lose |