| Match 1 - Brian Ailshie Teen Titans vs Willow & Friends Group I - Bavmorda's Castle Brian: Starfire and Raven lock up with Willow and Razel. It seems rather even actually. I wonder what will happen. Mr. Obvious: Meanwhile Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy massacre the two little brownies with only minor scratches. When they turn and join the battle with their team mates, they tip the scales rather drastically. Brian: I'd say they do. Razel catches a fatal boomerang to the head from Robin, and Willow is scorched down by Cyborg's gun. Winners: Teen Titans (2-1) Willow & Friends (0-3) Match 2 - RJ Harris Hulkmania vs Disney Baddies Group L - Disneyland Mr. Obvious: Well the Incredible Hulk and his friends are one win away from becoming only the fith team to end their group with a perfect 4-0 record. Mr. Statistics: That is true but there are still many other possibilities for others to do likewise. Yoda: MMMM...Not easy is it in any group now. No foregone conclusions have we left. RJ: Your right Master Yoda, anything can happen. We have already had some big upsets and I am sure we will have more. It looks like the competitors have arrived and just by luck they are all located in various points along Main Street, USA. Jamie: Malificent immediately turns into her dragon form and begins blowing at anything that comes her way. I think she may be a bit mad from the Baddies last performance. RJ: Too true--however, her constant attacks seem to only aggravate the Hulk team more. They are growing at an alarming rate. It is utter chaos down there... Walt Disney: NOOOOOOOO! This is supposed to be the happiest place on earth and you are letting these villains destroy it! Mr. Obvious: Well, YOUR villains are doing the most damage, but Hulk really cannot be considered a villain you see... RJ: Well I don't want to bore you with that discussion. Back to the action. How does it stand now sweetie? Jamie: Well the Hulk team, in their effort to fight against Malificent, has already killed off Captain Hook, Clayton, and Emperor Zurg. It is now down to a 3 on 2 match. Mr. Statistics: Correction--3 on 1. The Hulk had finally got a hold of Jafar--he was distracted by a blast of fire from his teammate. The Hulk (now well over 20 ft tall) snaped him in two. Hulk: Funny man with stick, you no fight anymore! Yoda: Those remaining now on the dragon converge. Over quickly this must end. RJ: Yes and with a fast dog--or rather Hulk-pile--the match is over. Not Santa: I just love dog-piles in all varieties. HO HO HO. In fact for Christmas in July this past year, I.. (He is silenced my Master Yoda's use of the Force.) Yoda: Not interested are we. Continue please Commentator RJ. RJ: Thank You Master Yoda. Well we now have another undefeated team and Hulkmania is guaranteed a spot in the next round as a number one seed. Who will Rumble On next? Winner: Hulkmania (4-0) Disney Baddies (0-2) Match 3 � Robert Newell The Incredibles vs The Teen Titans Group I - Bavmorda's Castle The Teen's team captain was not very productive in this encounter. He tried to karate chop Mr. Incredible and only managed to break his own arm. Mr. Incredible flicked him out of the way, sending him through the wall of the castle. Cyborg sees his leader go down and decides to test his strength against Mr. Incredible. They begin to grapple. Lets leave them for a moment and turn to the other combatants. Violet and Dash are facing off against Starfire and Raven. Telekinetic blasts and energy beams are flying furiously, but nothing is hitting. Elasticgirl joins the fight, tipping the odds in the Incredible's favor. Beastboy is standing very still. Frozen still. Frozone has frozen him solid. He didn't even have a chance to change form. Frozone heads off to help his old friend Mr. Incredible, but Mr. Incredible has rendered Cyborg to scrap. They go off to help the rest of the Incredibles, and five on two doesn't last for long. A flawless victory for the Incredibles. Winner: The Incredibles (4-0) Teen Titans (2-2) Match 4 - Brian Ailshie Rohirrim vs Masters of Evil Group H - Castle Greyskull Theoden: Eomer, stay to my right; Eowyn, my left. Keep your eyes open and we'll take this one. Eomer: Yes my Lord. Eowyn: Yes Uncle. Brian: The first Evil they meet is Skeletor atop Panthor. The Rohirrim lower their spears and charge. One 'warg mounted Nazgul' against the greatest of the children of Eorl. Of course Skeletor is no Nazgul, though his magic is still potent. He blasts down the King of the Rohirrim, but is rode down by his neice and nephew. Before the two can mourn however they are attacked by Beast man and Evilyn. Eowyn pulls out her sword and closes with Evilyn as her brother Eomer does the same with Beastman. Eomer scores first as his blade bites deep into Beastman's leg. The evil creature bites back and Eomer howls in pain as Beastman rips off a chunk of the Rohirrim warrior's arm. Meanwhile, Eowyn fares better with Evilyn. She moves in past the witch's staff and takes Evilyn's head. Hearing her brother's howls she moves to his rescue. Within a moment she has distracted the creature before he can do more damage to Eomer. Beastman: Arrgghh! You pitiful little girl! I'll gladly take a bite of you too! Brian: But the evil creature never gets a chance as the Nazgul-bane maiden drives her blade into Beastman's chest. Eowyn jumps to her brother's side and he smiles at her. Eomer: Well done my sister. You are a fearsome fighter. Winner: The Rohirrim (1-1) Masters of Evil (0-2) Match 5 � RJ Harris Robot Cops vs Big Monsters Group X - Downtown LA RJ: Well looks like a slight delay in travel plans has really cost us a match. Stupid LAX. The fighting here is already over and it looks like the riots all over again. We�ll have to go to our favorite Channel 1 reporter for the recap. Current Channel 1 reporter (picture basically any goofy looking teenager, trying to sound cool by doing news that really doesn't matter): Well, RJ, the fighting here was fast and intense. As you look behind me, you'll see that when the Big Monsters arrived, they started doing what they do best--destroying a city. Kong had climbed to the top of this big building here behind me, only to be shot down by RoboCop when he arrived on the scene. Unfortunately, the King landed on Penny, Inspector Gadget's too smart niece. In this case twas beast that killed a beauty. (The audience groans) RJ: So, what happened next? Channel 1 Reporter: With a team member down the Rancor (Star War fans cheer) and Godzilla get the brunt of an "attack" by Inspector Gadget. Here's a clip of what occured: Gadget: I'll take care of them now guys; I'll use my rockets to blast them away! Go Go Gadget Rockets! (His skates activate) Woah! (He rolles away and Brain runs after him.) Channel 1 Reporter: The Inspector rolled right under the Rancor and was immediately crushed. Meanwhile, the highly intelligent dog Brain was picked up and eaten like a puppy snack by Godzilla. (The Audience groans again. PETA comes in and hauls off the Channel 1 reporter, for "audio cruelty to animals." The Audience cheers.) Jamie: Well, who'll tell us how it ends? Mr Obvious: I will! Since the Rancor and Godzilla are the only ones left standing. They must have teamed up on RoboCop. Godzilla's fire power would be enough for RoboCop to be engaged with, thus allowing the Rancor time to go up and crush yet another Robot Cop. Win goes to the Monsters! Winner: Big Monsters (2-0) Robot Cops (0-2) Match 6 - Brian Ailshie Iron Men vs Big Monsters Group X - Downtown LA April O'Neil: Taking over for us here at Channel 1, we seem to be ready to replay that match. At least that is what I am seeing. Mark Ailshie: Actually April, the Big Monsters are indeed re-wrecking the city. But this time their opponents are the Iron Men instead of the Robot Cops. April: So what's the difference between an Iron-Man, and a Robot? Mark: Well . . . Good question. It seems this match is more similar to our last one than even I thought. Brian: Especially since the beast just killed the beauty again. (collective groan from all) Brian: Well, he did. King Kong just stomped the Bionic Woman AND the $6 Million Man. While he stops to wipe the slime off his foot, let's get back to April. April: Well, now Godzilla is engaged in hand to hand combat with the Mecha Machine. Fire and devastation are spreading quickly. Finally after felling about half of the city's buildings, the Iron Giant latches on to Godzilla and launches them both into space. They explode in a massive fireball. Lucas: Now it's 2 on 1. Go Rancor! April: It looks like Iron Man heard you. He made the Rancor go. Go to pieces that is. He flew right in and fired a rocket that splattered that ugly beast all over the remaining skyscrapers. Lucas: NOOOooooooo! Brian: It isn't over yet though! Here comes King Kong. Peter Jackson: Yes, get him Kong! April: And once again, it seems the action plays to the tune of the announcers booth. Kong swats the Iron Man from the sky then jumps on him like some nightmare from that old game 'Rampage'. In fact the city looks like it's been playing that game too. Brian: Well, Kong seems to have broken the Iron suit. It was a lot of weight to withstand. Of course, the man inside is broken even worse. Good thing that the arena is reset after each match, the Big Monsters certainly make a real mess. Mark: Well what did you expect putting the three of them on one team? Brian: True, true. Winners: Big Monsters (3-0) Iron Men (0-2) |