| Match 1 - Brian Ailshie Witch Army vs Mystery Men Group I - Bavmorda's Castle John Madden: I think that Shoveler and crew are no match for Kail and Sorsha's weapons. Never mind Bavmorda's magic. This one's gonna be short. Brian: I think you're right, but let's watch. Here come Shoveler and the rest of the Mystery Men. Kail and Sorsha ride out of the castle's keep. The Blue Raja and The Sphinx are trampled underfoot, but Mr. Furious grabs hold of Kail and drags him off the horse. Shoveler swings his weapon and takes Sorsha from her mount as well. They've dismounted their enemies at least. Madden: Yeah, but now Sorsha and Kail sweep out their swords and relieve Shoveler and Furious of their heads. That leaves only the Bowler. She flings her haunted bowling ball and it crashes into Sorsha's head. One down for the Mystery Men! Oh, but now the Bowler is caught by Kail's sword. And that's the end. Winners: Witch Army (2-1) Mystery Men (0-2) Match 2 - Robert Newell Sith Lords vs Masters of Evil Group H - Castle Greyskull Robert: Umm, I think that Skeletor's group is misnamed. They are at best the mid-level goons of evil. The Sith Lords have a far betterclaim on the title of Masters of Evil. Alexander: And they are putting forward their claim as we speak. They are disarming (literally) the "masters" of evil. It only takes a few minutes and that is only because the cowardly minions of Skeletor start runing away rather early in the match. No contest. Robert: Come on Brian, why aren't these brackets balanced a little better? I guess that is reserved for the later rounds. Winners: Sith Lords (3-1) Masters of Evil (0-2) Match 3 - Brian Ailshie Pirates of the Carribean vs New Jedi Knights Group L - Disneyland Park Luke's saber stabs into Barbossa's chest for the 8th or 9th time. Red Beard and the rest (except Sparrow) are already dead on the floor. Barbossa: See there matey? Ya can't be killing us now can ya? Luke: You're lying. And I know it. (Luke turns to Mara and Leia) I can see a picture in his mind. I think I know how to destroy these guys. Mara: The sooner the better. They smell something awful. Luke points at Will Turner's corpse. Luke: Take that one and follow me. So saying, Luke grabs hold of Barbossa and Sparrow and hurries off. Before long they are in front of a strange building with ropes on poles in front of it. In the front of the building, is a narrow river with a few boats idly floating by. Sparrow and Barbossa start kicking and yelling as Luke lobs them into a boat and motions for Leia and Mara to follow him. By the time the boat reaches a huge pile of treasure, Barbossa is sobbing in frustration. Luke: Toss that one's body on the pile. A short glimmer appears in Sparrow's eye before Luke runs them both through with his lightsaber. Winners: New Jedi Knights (1-1) Pirates of the Carribean (0-2) Match 4 - Robert Newell Masters of the Universe vs Jedi Knights Group H - Castle Greyskull Robert: The home team isn't going to have much luck today. He-Man's power sword does manage to block a lightsaber for a second, but while he was busy fending off Anakin's blows, Padme drilled him in the chest with her blaster rifle. Alexander: And while the two lovebirds are busy making googly eyes at each other, Obi Wan mops up the rest of the masters of the universe. A flawless victory. Winners: Jedi Knights (3-0) Masters of the Universe (0-2) Match 5 - Brian Ailshie Incredibles vs Willow & Friends Group I - Bavmorda's Castle Tolkien: The Incredibles rush out of the tower they appeared in. Frozone sees Willow and charges him. His ice ramp covers the two unfortunate brownies and they suffocate in the 'avalanche'. However, Willow whips out one of his acorns and hits Frozone with it. The super hero turns to stone and crashes to the ground. Dash: Lucius! Tolkien: The speedy boy rushes the Nelwyn wizard and pummels him. The blows are coming so fast Willow can't bring his magic to bear. Unfortunately, the old lady can. Fin Razel shoots a jet of steam that blasts the speedy boy into the moat. She turns on Violet next, as the girl advances on her. Luckily Violet's shield repels magic as well, and the girl is unharmed. However she is held down, by the fact that she must keep up her shield or become bewitched. Walt Disney: Taking advantage of the distraction, Violet's father and mother attack the wizardess from each side. Razel gets off a spell that puts Mr Incredible asleep, but his wife twists around Razel's spell and wraps her up. Before long, she too is suffocated. Winners: Incredibles (3-0) Willow & Friends (0-1) |