| Match 1 - Brian Ailshie Video Game Ninja's vs Cartoon Heroes Group N - Cobra Island Tick: Ninjas! Spoon! Thus saying he hurles himself at the ninja nearest him (Ryu from Ninja gaiden). Popeye: Now what you boys be up to? I don't suppose you want to shake and be friends now wouldya? A-gagagagag! Tolkien: I still say that sound CAN'T be laughter. Lucas: Whatever it is the sound has confused Tommy and Billy for long enough for Popeye to get out his spinach.<Theme song starts playing> Lucas: Well it seems that the Double Dragon boys are out of this one now. Popeye just hit them both so hard they launched all the way to the moon. Tolkien: Now that demented sailor turns his squinted gaze on the Kung Fu master, Thomas. It seems while Tick and Ryu are still fighting, and Popeye has finished off the DD boys, Thomas has taken out Spongebob, and Gizmoduck with rapid kicks and chops. Popeye starts toward him, but suddenly the Mask pops up. He has an insanely large assortment of guns. Mask: So now you gotta ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, Punk? Lucas: And without really waiting for an answer, the Mask opens fire. He cuts down Thomas and Popeye in one giant barrage. Tolkien: And at nearly the same moment, the Tick finally gets a hand on Ryu, and crushes him into paste. Tick: The only good ninja is a dead ninja. Winners: Cartoon Heroes (2-0) Video Game Ninjas (0-1) Match 2 - Robert Newell Lords of Gondor vs Two Rivers Army Group H - Minas Tirith Not being able to handle the pressure that has been building up, Denethor lights himself on fire and begins to run around uncontrollably. Boromir and Faramir look at their father and shake their heads. They draw their swords and start a glorious charge! Start, because they don't get very far. Faramir is hit in the stomach by a thrown knife from Faile. Denethor sarts cheering, seeing his younger son showing his "true quality". Boromir takes one, two, three arrows to the gut from Birgitte. Denethor is so proud of his sons. He runs up and gives Faramir a big hug. Perrin finishes off the sons of the Steward with clean blows from his axe. About this time, Denethor casts himself from the top of the city, falling to his death. Winner: Two Rivers Army (4-0) Lords of Gondor (3-1) Match 3 - Brian Ailshie Incredibles vs Witch Army Group I - Bavmorda's Castle Mr. Statistics: And let's get this group rolling again. The Incredibles start off well here, Violet sees Bavmorda and realizes someone that ugly can't be friendly. She blasts her with her 'shield power' and knocks the witch off of the battlements. With horrendous howl, the witch falls to her death. Craig T. Nelson: From there the outcome is a forgone conclusion. Mr. Incredible is unstoppable. Mr. Statistics: Well, his family did help some. Winners: Incredibles (2-0) Witch Army (1-1) Match 4 - Robert Newell The DA vs The Death Eater Group AC - Hogwarts School JK Rowling: Well this is a forgone conclusion. The DA is unstopp.. Robert: Quiet you. Just because two of your groups are facing off doesn't mean you have any clue what is going to happen. Alexander: As it turns out, with Ms. Rowling not writing the match, what really would happen is going to happen. Robert: Precisely. Them match is over in a few minutes. As soon as The Death Eaters meet the DA, as quick as you can say "Avada Kedavra", the DA is down to one member. Neville Longbottom doesn't last long against the three wizards. It seems that without Dumbledore and other plot devices, the DA got its heads handed to it. Winner: The Death Eaters (2-2) The DA (2-2) (Group Finished) Group Breakdown America's Heroes: 3-1 #1 Seed DA: 2-2 (tiebreaker score= 2) Death Eaters (tbs= -2) AFA: 2-2 (tbs= -1) Hobbits: 1-3 Since the DA's tie breaker score is the highest, they advance to the next round as the #2 seed, and with the highest record, America's Heroes advances as the #1 seed of course. Match 5 - Brian Ailshie Young X-Men vs Shredder's Gang Group Q - Gotham City Sewers Brian: Well I must say I am surprised at how fast this one went. Madden: Yes. Let's look at the footage. Excuse me Jaime, I need to get to the board. Brian: Ok, play nice you two. Madden: Ok, see here comes Ice-man. His blast of ice freezes Krang and shatters the bowl protecting his brain. Pyro leaps in next, and incinerates Be-bop and Rocksteady. Nightcrawler then pops in faster than even the slow-motion camera can show, and jabs his dagger into the evil ninja's jugular Winners: Young X-Men (1-0) Shredder's Gang (0-2) |