| Match 1 - Brian Ailshie America's Heroes vs The Death Eaters Group AC - Hogwarts School Brian: Whoa!!! What a way to start the match. Both teams appeared within feet of each other. Voldemort wasted no time and blasted Capt. America with the curse of death. Things will most likely go down hill from here for America's Heroes. John Madden: You can say that again. The Boggart just scared the Rocketeer and he leaped out the window. Dick Tracy didn't last long against the Malfoys and Voldemort on his own. Mr. Statistics: And if Ms. Rowling has shown us anything it's that flying things in her world are anything but predictable. The Rocketeer careens off of a tower, then slams into the wall of the Owlery. It seems that Lucius took control of the Jet Pack and ended the match. Winner: The Death Eaters (1-2) America's Heroes (1-1) Match 2 - RJ Harris Disney Heroes vs Disney Baddies Group L - Disneyland RJ: Well we certainly have a full booth today! And I think we'll need it cause with 11 total characters, there will be lots of action. With me is, of course, my lovely wife Jamie, Mr. John Madden, and two new visitors--one knows a Disney Hero very well...Mr. Tim Taylor of Home Improvement fame--who do you have with you Tim? Tim Taylor: Yes, I am Tim the "Tool Man" Taylor and you all know my assistant, Al-be-hosting-game-shows-for-the-rest-of-my-career Boreland. Say "Hi Al" Al: I don't think so Tim. Jamie: Anyway, before this gets too out of control, we need to start this match. The Heros all appear at the Entrance to the park, the Baddies, making their first appearance so far are in Space Mountain, and... John (interrupting): Look at al that distance these teams will have to cover--if they both spread out there is a large area we'll have to deal with. (He points this out with a laser pen.) Jamie: Brian put in these new windows so you won't have to use any "Tools" Tim: Did someone say tools? Jamie (Continuing): Give me that--(She takes John's laser pen and shoves it up his nose--red light comes out of his eyes) Al: Ha--he looks like Emperor Zurg! RJ: Speaking of Zurg--the Baddies have decided to split up. Zurg stays in Space Mountain, Maleficent heads off to Sleeping Beauty's castle, Captain Hook goes to the ships located in Frontier Land, and both Jafar and Clayton head off to Toon Town, but in different directions. Jamie: Meanwhile, the Heros realize that in order to fully fight their enemy they too must split up--but they do so in pairs. Aladdin and Genie, Buzz and Prince Phillip, and Peter Pan and Tarzan. Also Buzz gave each pair communicators from his belt. Tim: Boy, that is one smart Hero! Al: OK, Tim, you just gave him his voice you are not a Hero--Buzz is--You are not a Toy! I'm leaving and I'm going to go and move all your tools. (Al leaves followed by a screaming Tim.) RJ: OK--back to the action...Aladdin and Genie find both Jafar and Clayton in Toon Town. Genie is keeping Clayton busy by flying around and making the African hunter miss ever shot. Jafar takes out Aladdin once he sees him--so much for a fair fight. Genie--seeing that his former master is dead, forces Clayton to shoot at Jafar--who tries also to take out the bevoled Genie with a blast from his staff--their shots cross and each now lies dead. It's back to an advantage for the Heros. Genie--speaking into his com-link (in the voice of Howard Costell): Well, Rumble fans, there have been 3 casualties so far--2 for the villains and our hero Aladdin is down. What is going on elsewhere? Buzz--on com-link: The Price and I are under heavy fire at the castle--come quickly! Jamie: And Genie is off to help battle Maleficent. Meanwhile, Tarzan and Peter Pan have engaged Capt. Hook in a fight. They handle him easily--a quick fly around by Peter and a strangle by Tarzan finished the "codfish" off. RJ: The battle is not going well at S.B.'s castle--Genie arrived in time to see Maleficent kill both Prince Phillip and Buzz Lightyear. Genie (in a gruff military voice): We need all hands to the castle! Repeat all hands to the castle--this is a code red emegency situation! (Tarzan and Peter Pan head off in that direction.) Jamie: It appears that Emperor Zurg has intercepted their communication with a com-link of his own, he too heads off to the center of the park. RJ: Well now all fighters are together--Genie, Peter and Tarzan vs Maleficent and Zurg. As Zurg arrives and sees his foe, Buzz, dead--he sends out death rays from his eyes and fries both Peter and Tarzan--only Genie is left of our Heroes! Jamie: He tries the same trick that worked on Jafar and Clayton on Zurg and Maleficent, but to no avail. Maleficent, the defacto leader of the Baddies, starts to order Zurg around. Maleficent: Find his stupid lamp and destroy it, you fool! Zurg: I do not take orders! Not from you not from anybody! Maleficent: Oh, we will see! (She changes into her dragon form.) Genie: WOAH! This can't be good--I best leave. RJ: And he flies of to the entrance just in time to see Maleficent shoot of a blast of fire in Zurg's direction. Zurg must have activated some sort of destruction mechanism, for once the blaze hits him, everything in a 3 foot ring around the castle explodes--including himself and Maleficent! Jamie: it looks like fight in the ranks has handed another loss to a team. The Heroes win this one. Winner: Disney Heroes (1-1) Disney Baddies (0-1) Match 3 - Brian Ailshie The Hobbits vs the DA Group AC - Hogwarts School Brian: It seems that the D.A. has also appeared close to their enemies. They attack the Hobbits ferociously. Neville blasts a paralyzing spell at Pippin, but is cut down by Merry. Then both of the younger hobbits leap at Hermione. She catches them in the air with a yell of "Wingardium Leviosa", and flings them out a window. Sam doesn't take well to that and leaps on her. The girl is smart, but the gardener/hero is stronger. He looks up from her corpse however to see Ron slamming a sword from the wall into his head. Frodo meanwhile is aghast at the loss of his friends and cousins. He slips on the ring, then attacks Ron. Harry snaps out of his awestruck silence in time to take down the invisible Hobbit that just killed his best friend. Winner: The DA (2-0) The Hobbits (1-2) Match 4 - Brian Ailshie Jedi Knights vs Masters of Evil Group H - Castle Greyskull Obi Wan Kenobi: I sense great evil in our opponents. They wish to kill us. Padme Amidala Skywalker: Then I say we don't let them! John Madden: Anakin smiles at his wife and at his master. They use their force powers to track down Skeletor and his friends. The battle is quick and gruesome. Evilyn has a blaster hole in her head, the others have had their limbs removed for them. Obi-Wan smiles at his teammates as they all catch their breath for a moment. Winner: Jedi Knights (2-0) Masters of Evil (0-1) |