| Rumble 2003 Contestants: Brian Ailshie � Selecting: 1 Paksenarrion, 2 Darth Maul Mark Ailshie � Selecting: 1 The Incredible Hulk, 2 Mighty Mouse Cindy Ailshie � Selecting: 1 Lord Voldemort, 2 NightCrawler Robert Newell � Selecting: 1 Perrin Aybarra, 2 Qaas Debonair R.J. Harris � Selecting: 1 Magneto, 2 Spiderman Let it Begin! Brian Wrote: ***Pomp and Circumstance begins playing*** Loud Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to introduce to you Our President, Brian Ailshie. Founder of Fantastic Fighting Inc. (Applause) I am also pleased to announce the Vice-President and charter member, Mark Ailshie. (Applause) May I also announce the return of three special guests, Cindy Ailshie, Robert Newell, and RJ Harris! (More Applause) Ladies and Gentlemen, Our Hosts! (Much More Applause) Our five distinguished guests are joined by many sportscasters, announcers, commentators, and other speakers who will help to give us all the details of this great Event, RUMBLE 2003!!! (Deafening applause) Ladies and gentlemen . . . LLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! George Lucas: Lets get this started, I can't wait to see my creations dominate again!! JRR Tolkien: You dimwitted hack; you're as stupid as you are uncreative. My creations will suredly dominate again as we saw in the tournament. Your reign is over fat one. Lucas: FAT ONE!?! Why you! @#$ $%^&' Tolkien: You want a piece of me you &*(^%&* %^&%^% Governor Jesse Ventura: Oh, oh, here we go again. And I thought the battle between Bush Sr. and Clinton back in Rumble '99 was bad. *POP* *POP* Ventura: Good its about time someone ejected those two windbags, They were starting to . . . *POP* Brian: Some one needs to fix that ejector button, it misfired that third time, they were all supposed to leave together. Anyway, Mr. Madden would you do the honors of starting us off again please. John Madden: It would be my pleasure Mr. President. Brian: Please, call me Brian. Madden: Yes Sir. Well, The sparks are beginning to build in the lobby of the building. Bolts of lightning tendril along the floor, **FLASH** and here is the warrior who drew #1 for this year's Rumble. OH! It�s the T-800 Terminator, in his birthday suit no less! He kicks down the door of the bathroom and strides in. And ***FLASH*** Here is the warrior that drew #2 this year, what's this, another T-800? Oh wait, the loincloth, the double-handed broad sword, its Conan the Barbarian. He has appeared in the lobby as well. In two steps he notices the broken door and stalks into the bathroom as well. He walks past a row of sinks, mirrors on the wall behind him. Oh, oh, look out Conan! Ouch! He thought the T-800 was another reflection, I guess he missed the missing loincloth and sword too. Unfortunately, he didn't miss the right hook. He crashes through a stall divider wall and stumbles on a toilet. Conan rolls to his left away from the toilet and away from the oncoming Terminator. I guess the machine made the perfect body-shape match and wants to cover up his nakedness. "Take off your clothes." "Crom! What sorcery is this? Reflections come to life?" Conan is now on his feet and takes a swing at the Terminator with his sword. The machine catches it in the shoulder, losing a chunk of flesh, and grabs the sword twisting it out of the Barbarian's grasp. Conan wisely makes a break for it. But the Terminator is right on his heels. I'm surprised Building security isn't responding to the ruckus. Brian: Oh, didn't you here? OSHA came down on us for last year. Too much innocent carnage, they said. We cleared all the people out of the arena again this time. Madden: Oh, that explains it. Well the 5 minutes is almost up, as Conan reaches the stairwell. ***FLASH*** (So, Conan and the Terminator are running up the stairs to the second floor) Mark Wrote: Impressive Clergyman: Wumble. Da Wumble is what bwings us togebber today. Again. Da fwash of wight weveals a warge haiwy biped wif a cwossbow. Oh! It'sh Shoobahkah da Woogie! (Chewbacca the Wookiee) He has appeahed at the dooah of the Foot Wockah on the secont fwooah. He sees Conan an' the Tewminatah cwimbing up the staiahs, and fiwahs his cwossbow at dem! "Cwom," says the bahbawian, and dives aside at the wast secont. The tewminatah is not so wucky, and wecieves a bowcastah bowt in da face. It knogs him back down the staiahs. Any nowmal poison would be dead, but not a cyboahg wike him. Conan twies to dwaw his sword, and wealizes he wost it in da bafwoom on the fiwst fwooah. Shoobahkah wewoads his cwossbow, and Conan wuns foah covah, but Shoobahkah is pwetty fast wif dat ping. ***FWASH*** (So, Chewbacca and Conan are on the second floor, near the stairwell, and the Terminator is at the bottom of the stairs on the first floor with a crossbow bolt in his face.) Cindy Wrote: Lee Jordan: Well, let's see who's appearing next! It looks like the next fighter has materialized a couple of floors above the others - fifth story, it looks like (that's the sixth floor, for you non-Brits) - and he doesn't seem to be in any big hurry to join them, either. Oh, it's Professor Charles Xavier of the X-Men! Weird bald guy, if you ask me. Professor McGonagall: LEE! Lee: Sorry, Professor. Well, I guess we can't all have great looks. Anyway, since his powers are with the mind rather than physical strength, he seems to have decided to stay out of sight for the time being, getting a feel for his opponents with his psychic powers. He's heading for the elevator right now, but I'll bet he won't make an appearance on the first or second floor for a while, so let's take a look at the others...that great hairy ape . . . Professor McGonagall: That's Chewbacca! Lee: Right...well, Chew-what's-his-face is grunting at Conan - is he suggesting some sort of alliance between the two of them? Oh, I guess it doesn't matter, since Conan doesn't understand a word of it - I think he imagines Chewie is threatening him, because he's looking pretty angry - wait, what's this? Now Conan isn't even looking at Chewie; he's talking to thin air..."By Crom, show yourself, you coward!" Oh! It must be the Professor, using his psychic powers to fool the barbarian into thinking there's someone just around the corner - stupid git . . . Professor McGonagall: Lee, I'm warning you... Lee: Right, well, that'll lead Conan off an a wild goose chase for a while, anyway...and it looks like that robot thingy is recovering from the crossbow bolt; he's starting up the stairs again, and he's looking pretty angry, so Chewie's getting his weapon ready again...and someone else is coming! *Flash of light* (So Professor X is using his powers to lead Conan away from the others; Chewie's at the top of the stairs as the Terminator comes up from the 1st floor.) Robert Wrote: Brother Maynard! Consult the Book of Rumbling! Brother Maynard: Book of Rumblings chapter 5 verses 11 to 29 . . . and in the flash of light appeared . . . a small white bunny rabbit? Yes, the rabbit of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He (she?) appears on the same floor as Professor X. It immediately smells something near and starts jumping through rooms. Professor X realizes that an insane beast is stalking him and stops worrying about Conan. He takes over the rabbit with his psychic powers and starts hunting out his opponents. He stays on the floor and hides in a closet. The Terminator heads up the stairs, his synthetic flesh is really in tatters now between the sword slashes, bolt burns and being thrown down the stairs, but that doesn't really bother the cyborg much. Chewbacca fires another bolt at it, but this time the T-800 was ready for it and it glanced off of it's chest as it braced for the impact. Conan needs his sword back, but the stairs seem like a bad idea for the moment as Chewy and Terminator are dueling it out there. He starts running down the hall looking for another staircase. He is totally out of place and finding his way back to the bathroom on the first floor is likely to be difficult. Time is almost up . . .another flash of light who could this be? ( So Prof X is exploring the building with the Rabbit, Conan is running down the hall trying to find a way back to his sword, Terminator is walking up the steps where Chewbacca is waiting for him ) RJ Wrote: RJ: Thanks Bro. Maynard--that truly was enlightening! This is a great Fantasti-Crumble Master Yoda: Mmmmm . . . Yes, enlightening indeeeeeeed! MMM! But it must remain as named: a Fantastic Rumble. Yet much there is to learn from the Force from all of our competitors. RJ: I couldn't agree more Master Yoda. Oh, look it seems that Chewie has seen the Terminator and old T-300 has seen the Wookiee. They are now engaged in arm-to-arm combat. Chewie grabs the Terminator in a death grip and jumps out a nearby window. Well, they are back on the ground floor. Yoda: Yes, quite a fighting style. Much I must think of now, mmmmm. Leave you I will, for now. RJ: Ok, Master, I expect I shall see you again. It now appears that Conan has relocated his sword and begins to hunt for the rabbit he was sure he smelled and saw earlier--it has been quite a while since he has had fresh meat. (Unfamiliar voice): That's right!**FLASH** Oh, another competitor has joined! RJ: Well hello, Mickey Mouse! Mickey: Hi RJ! This time, the fighter is on the roof. Prof. X eyes open in a start; he lets go of the control on the Rabbit. He KNOWS this fighter well. Magneto has appeared on the top floor. He looks down on the Terminator and Chewie, when . . . RJ: Magneto has picked up the metal-man T-300!! Mickey: Oh, I was going to say that! But look at this it seems that Conan and the Rabbit have found each other--ha ha--in the Food court no less! Conan dives for the Rabbit and . . . EWWWW! RJ: The Rabbit has ripped off Conan's left arm! There is blood everywhere. **DING** well that is another five on to the President! My thanks to Master Yoda and Mickey Mouse for their comments. Go Bri! (So Magneto is on the roof, controlling the Terminator as Chewie looks up from the ground in amazement. Prof. X is in his hiding spot, pondering the situation before him, while the Rabbit has eaten Conan's left arm, who lies in the Food Court bleeding badly.) ROUND 2 Brian Wrote: Gorilla Monsoon: Oooh! Fight fans that flash of light brought the great colorful wizard Saruman! Bobby "the Brain" Heenan: It's Saruman of many colors dimwit. Monsoon: That's what I said right? Anyway Magneto sends the Terminator, who he has just finished levitating to the roof, charging at the wizard. "Hello Gandalf, who's the new lackey? Can't even afford to dress them anymore?" says Saruman, though I'm not sure who he's talking too. That's Magneto not Gandalf. Anyway, with a twist of his staff Saruman launches the Terminator across the roof, and through the wall of the elevator mechanical room. The Terminator stumbles off the edge and falls twenty feet to the roof of the elevator. "Gandalf, Gandalf! Why won't you listen to me? We could ally and rule the universe!" Magneto is utterly confused by this seeming madman. "Who are you?" "Gandalf! Come now, I know you know me, take off that silly hat, you can't hide your identity behind it." Saying this he points his staff and rips Magneto's helmet from his head launching it off the roof. Now Magneto is Reeeally mad! Raising his hands he yanks the metal staff from the old man's grasp and begins to twist it! Now this battle has gone a full 360. Heenan: Its 180 you fat twit. Monsoon: Oh, oh this may not be pretty. The staff seems ready to break . . . and it does with a large explosion that sends both men to the ground, at opposite ends of the building. They are pretty stunned now. Weird Al Yankovic: Well, while you guys have been watching that, you've missed out on what's happening in the Food Court. Did you guys get some of this? Fan-tasti-Crumble. Apple strudel with little cinnamon graham flavored character shapes. Yummy! Except the Chewbacca ones have hair on them, and I think I broke a tooth on the metal filling of the Terminator one. Brian: Al, why don't you give those to RJ, and finish telling us about what else is in the food court? Al: Ok, I was getting there. Anyway, Conan didn't give up easily, bleeding or not he lunged again at the bunny with his sword. For all good it did him. Ewww. He can't eat, he can't breathe, he can't even read now, oh, why'd he have to go and get himself decapitated! Such a bummer . . . Brian: Well there is our first fatality. That was the longest beginning without someone getting killed. The next longest start was Rumble '99 when Rambo lived all of 5 minutes before getting skewered. Conan made it a little more than 25 minutes. Al: Enough with the stats man! Watch that Bunny, he's heading for another victim. Chewbacca isn't all that far away. Oh, here comes our next contestant! ***Flash*** (So, Magneto and Saruman are half conscious on the roof. Chewie is going back in the lobby, and the Bunny is heading his way. Prof. X is still hiding in the closet and the Terminator has pried open the door of the elevator and found the Security Center on Level 14, clothes, guns and ammo!) Mark Wrote: Announcer guy: LLLLLEEETS CONTINUE TO RUUUUUUMMMMBBBBBBLLLL-urk! Mark Ailshie: At last! Thank you! I hate that guy! Dr. Forrester: No problem, Mark. Sometimes evil can be made to serve good purposes. T.V.'s Frank: But then is it still evil? Dr. F: No Frank, it's evil by it's very nature, because of--oh, forget it. Frank: Just trying to keep us consistent your uber-nastiness. Dr. F: Frank, let's just pretend I hurt you and then move on, shall we? Frank: Done. Well, that flash brought in young Jedi "Chosen One," Anakin Skywalker! Dr. F: In his Hayden Christiansen form, not his Jake Lloyd form. Frank: Yeah, or his David Prowse form, or his Sebastian Shaw form, or his James Earl Jones form, or- Dr. F: The point is, he's arrived on the 14th floor, just in time to spot the Terminator T-800 stepping out of the Security closet armed to the teeth. Frank: His teeth are armed? Dr. F: That's two, Frank. Anakin ducks into the stairwell to avoid the burly cyborg, who doesn't have too much flesh left on his body at this point. Frank: Yeah, I imagine Ani thinks he's some kind of new battle droid. Anyway, he's heading up the stairs to the roof. Dr. F: And on the roof, Magneto has shaken off the cobwebs and dived over the side of the building to retrieve his helmet. He slows himself with his mutant ability, and has almost reached the helmet, when suddenly he puts his hands to the sides of his head in great pain. Frank: Professor X seems to have struck while Magneto was vulnerable. But Magneto wrestles his helmet onto his head while fighting his humongous headache. Instantly, the headache stops. He turns toward the building, floating in mid air. "Show yourself, Charles! I know you're in there!" Oh, like that's really going to work. Dr. F: In the meantime, the evil bunny has jumped at Chewbacca in his mad urge to destroy. The Wookiee howls as blood pours from his shoulder. Frank: But no! Chewbacca grabs the bunny by it's ears and bites its head off! That vicious rodent isn't used to biting things that bite back. Dr. F: No, Frank, but the Wookiee is wounded too. And it looks like the T-800 has jumped into the Hotel Express elevator to come down to meet him. How did he know he was there? Frank: Hello? Paging Dr. F! He was in the security office, where the cameras clearly showed where the Wookiee was. Dr. F: Oh, right. Well, Anakin has climbed up the stairs and onto the roof, just as Saruman has shaken off the explosion. Anakin spots him and cries, "Dooku! You're going to pay for all the Jedi that died on Geonosis!" He ignites his two lightsabers and holds them ready, but Saruman is just as confused as Magneto was earlier. I guess Anakin must recognize Saruman as Count Dooku from Star Wars Episode 2. Frank: Where we, of course, recognize him as Dr. Fu Manchu, from the Castle of Fu Manchu. Dr. F: Of course. Well, Saruman is trying to talk his way out of this, but Anakin looks ready to carve him into quivering bloody sushi. And here comes another one! You�re up Cindy, and pass me some of that Fun-Tasty-Crumble. (So, Chewbacca is nursing a bleeding shoulder in the lobby, while the Terminator T-800 takes the express elevator down to meet him. Professor X is still in a closet on the fourth floor, and Magneto is hovering outside the building at about the 5th floor. Anakin and Saruman are facing each other on the roof) Cindy Wrote: Kermit the Frog: Kermit the Frog here! Well, isn't this exciting? All these combatants, not a single frog among them, though. The Great Gonzo: And no . . . whatevers. Kermit: Right. And look - the newest one has just appeared on the roof! Looks like an ancient, black-cloaked woman who's muttering curses and spells - why, it's Bavmorda, the evil sorceress from Willow! And may I also point out that this is the first woman to enter the rumble. Gonzo: I tend to think of her as less a woman than an ugly old hag, myself. Kermit: I see . . . well, anyway, her spells have instantly caught Saruman's interest, since he's turning to her and waving his hands about. Which lowers his guard for Anakin to attack. But he's thrown back by some kind of blast - it could have come from Saruman or Bavmorda. Gonzo: Or both, more likely. Kermit: Yes, in fact, after the success of their combined attack it looks like they're considering a temporary alliance. Gonzo: Doesn't look good for Anakin, then. Kermit: No, but he's a smart kid. He learned his lesson after rushing at Dooku and getting zapped, I think. Gonzo: I thought that guy WAS Dooku! Kermit: No, no! Anakin just thought - well, anyway, while the two evil sorcerers talk, Anakin is heading for the stairs and going down a level. Two against one isn't the greatest odds, after all, even if Anakin has two sabers. Gonzo: And what about the rest? Kermit: Things are pretty messy in the lobby, it seems. Chewie might be wounded, but that's only increased the strength of his wrath. He was waiting at the elevator for the Terminator, bowcaster in hand, and he blew several shots at the robot as soon as the doors opened! Gonzo: Of course that wasn't enough to destroy the Terminator, was it? Kermit: No, but while he reeled from the onslaught, the mighty Wookiee attacked him with his bare hands and pulled his arms off! Cyborg skeleton and all! It doesn't look good for the Terminator. Gonzo: Just goes to show that it's never wise for a droid to upset a Wookiee. Kermit: So now Chewie's gone into the elevator, leaving the Terminator unarmed and full of bowcaster wounds. But I imagine he'll stay by himself for a bit, nursing his own wound. Gonzo: Maybe, maybe not. Wookiees may be mighty, but they're not the brightest stars in the galaxy. Kermit: As for the very personal confrontation between Magneto and Professor X, that's just about to take place. Magneto has been systematically ripping out the metal on the fifth and fourth floors, and he's just pulled out the door of the closet where the professor was hiding. Any second now, he'll be reaching him. But what's that? He's been so intent on finding him, he hasn't been watching the metal flying everywhere, and it knocked off his helmet. Before he can retrieve it, the professor begins to attack with his psychic powers. Now the battle is evenly matched. Gonzo: And someone else is coming! (So the Terminator is lying with severe injuries in the lobby, Chewie is in the elevator with wounded shoulder and a lot of rage, Anakin is heading away from the rooftop where Bavmorda and Saruman have formed an alliance, and Magneto has just found Professor X in the fourth floor, though he has momentarily lost his helmet.) Robert Wrote: **Flash** A new competitor has entered the rumble. C-3PO: My goodness! Who is this unfortunate soul who has entered the melee? R2-D2: Beee-whoop! Beep, bip, bip! C-3PO: That's right, it is Wesley Crusher from Star Trek. And unfortunately for him, he appeared in the elevator with Chewbacca.... wait, no Chewbacca he doesn't want to fight... oh well after 13.5 seconds of a pulled phaser and some spouting of something called the Prime Directive, Chewbacca rips off Wesley Crushers arms and beats him to death with them. Captain Solo was right, let the Wookiee win (two kills for Chewbacca) R2-D2: Beep beep, bip boop bop bippity clank! C-3PO: You're right R2, master Anakin is in trouble. He is not one to run from a fight, but this must be a strategic flanking maneuver or something. My goodness! The T800 has exploded! Apparently the damage Chewbacca did to it was too much for it to handle (3 kills for Chewie) R2-D2: Beep, bop, beep, bop, beeeeeep! C-3PO: Oh wait, Chewie comes out of the elevator next to Anakin, he recognizes that Anakin is a Jedi and they team up to take on the evil wizards. Bavmorda and Saruman have entered the building in search of the fleeing Jedi. Good shot Chewie! Bavmorda takes a bowcaster bolt to the arm. The wizards temporarily fall back to a more fortified position around the corner. R2-D2: Beewhoop! C-3PO: Right again R2, Magneto can't seem to put his helmet back on. Professor X keeps making him drop the helmet as soon as he picks it up. There seems to be a stalemate in that area. But wait, another flash. Who's next to enter the fray? (So an injured Chewie and Anakin are skirmishing with Saruman and an injured Bavmorda on the top floor. Magneto and Prof X are stalemated with Magneto picking up his helmet and Prof X repeatedly making him drop it on the fourth floor. And of course, someone new is about to make things a whole lot more interesting.) RJ Wrote: RJ: Well things certainly have developed nicely; wouldn't you agree Dr. Henry Jones, Sr.? Dr. Jones: OF COURSE! But I must admit that with the next competitor, "junior", things will be stirred, not shaken up a bit! (little chuckle) And . . . *FLASH* RJ: WOW! Indiana Jones has appeared on the top floor and all he sees is a large battle--Chewie has started to take on Bavmorda and Anakin is charging toward an unarmed Saruman. He decided the old man could handle himself when he sees the young Jedi get pushed back my some sort of Dark Force work for sure. He rushes to help the woman sorceress instead. Dr. Jones: Yes, Junior was always a bit of a lady's man. He takes after me (light chuckle). RJ: But of course. Chewie seems to recognize him--oh no here we go again. Indy grabs Bavmorda by the waist, kicks open a door, and charges out with whip in hand. Dr. Jones: I am sure Chewbacca will follow him--and indeed he does! Anakin with a raised light-saber is now dueling with Saruman who has broken off a piece o' lead piping and is using it for a staff! RJ: Meanwhile, the battle over Magneto's helmet has heated up. Magneto is about 2 feet from Prof. X, who has moved out of the closet and is inches from a window. Magneto grabs his helmet and flings a metal door at the Professor! He has fallen out of the fourth floor window. Magneto secures his helmet and, Oh no . . . Dr. Jones: He has taken control of the Professor's wheelchair. He launches him across the street and out of bounds. And Anakin and the wizard are still battling--a very even looking match. Quite like the great battle that Gandalf described when he reunited with his Fellowship. RJ: I would agree. That battle will continue for a while I'm sure. But, as a side note, although Prof. X did not die, he is disqualified. Dr. Jones: That is right; the rules clearly state that a competitor must stay inside the Skyscraper structure--and it should be mentioned that since Anakin Skywalker has entered, Darth Vader cannot. RJ: Very True. So, we now have Chewie running down the stairs from the roof, following Indiana Jones with Bavmorda in tow--oh how she has tried to fight him off. Dr Jones: Yes, indeed, but my boy is quite "resourceful" I might say; when he wants to save someone, he will, whether they wish to be saved or not! RJ: And now, Magneto has lied down on the fourth floor stairwell to rest from his battle. And it is back over to Bri.......... (So Magneto rests on the stairs while, Indy, Bavmorda, and Chewie come down. Anakin and Saruman battle on the roof) ROUND 3 Brian Wrote: Mr. Speedy: Well, Indiana Jones pelted down the stairs as fast as he could, Bavmorda struggling all the way. Then, just as he rounded a corner at about the 10th floor, Chewbacca bellowed for him to stop, thinking he was Han Solo. This startled Indy, and at just the same moment, Bavmorda gave a tug, and broke loose. With a flick of her arm, and a short chant she pushed Indy down the stairs. Seeing this, Chewie charged to help his friend and launched himself at the evil witch. Shaking his head, Indy looked up to see a short man with a long dark beard, holding a large ax. Indy cocked his head and blinked a few times, then shouted, "Salla?!? Man, am I glad to see you! You've got to help me. That hairy beast is chasing me, and the old lady's gone mad!" Looking up the stairs Gimli all but duplicated the confused look Indy had given him, as he looked at Chewie and Bavmorda. "That's no woman, friend." Clinton: I would not have sex with that woman. Brian: Bill! Clinton: Ok, maybe I did, I just can't help myself. Brian: That is disgusting. Mr. Speedy: Anyway, Gimli said to Indy, "Come on friend, we have to help him before that witch casts a spell on him." Then he yelled up the stairs, "Here we come Beorn, fear not!" ***FLASH*** (So, Anakin (aka Darth Vader) and Saruman (aka Dooku) continue to battle on the roof, Chewie (aka Beorn), Gimli (aka Salla the Egyptian), and Indiana (aka Han Solo) are starting to fight with Bavmorda (aka the only woman Clinton wouldn't sleep with), and Magneto (aka Gandalf) has heard the commotion up above and is climbing the steps to investigate. And the Rumble of mistaken identities continues) Mark Wrote: Annoying Announcer guy: Leeeeeettss Cooontinuuuue to RUUUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLL-splat! Mark Ailshie: Thank you again! Dang, I hate that guy. Bugs Bunny: No problem, Doc. What else are anvils for? Anyway, Anakin and Saruman are really tearing into each other, and Saruman is just barely holding his own. Me thinks he's not as tough without a proper staff. Peter Jackson: Well, his staff should have been broken at the end of Two Towers, but I thought it would fit better in Return of the King. Bugs Bunny: Yeah, whatever, doc. Well, anyway, Anakin is fighting with those two lightsabers, and Saruman doesn't want to get anywhere near them, so he's fighting with his magic from a distance. But Anakin has the force, so it's a pretty even match. But then, Flash! Right between them appears a young man wearing black clothes and a glove on his right hand. Saruman tries to use his voice on him. "Friend, help me! I am being shamelessly attacked by this fierce warrior!" But the young man ignites his green lightsaber, and Saruman's hope fails. Anakin smiles. "I don't know who you are, but if you are a Jedi, like I am, then we ought to be working together. Join me, and together we can rule this rumble side by side." Luke stands quietly, looking at his young father. The words are so familiar. He nods, and the two Skywalkers turn to face the scowling Saruman. Well, doc, it seems Saruman knows when he's licked. He backs away slowly from the two advancing Jedi, Finally diving over the side. The two Jedi rush out and look over the side. Far away on the ground floor, they see what appears to be a body. "Who was that?" asks Luke. "A Sith lord," answers Anakin. "But he was once a Jedi, if you can believe that." Luke nods. He can believe it very well. Anakin turns to him and extends a hand. "I'm Anakin Skywalker, Jedi knight. Well, a Padawan actually," he corrects himself. "My master is Obi Wan Kenobi. And you are?" Luke doesn't answer for a moment. "Kenobi. Yes, I--I've heard of Kenobi. I'm Luke." "Luke what?" "Just Luke." Well, while that touching scene is happening on the roof, Indy, Gimli and Chewbacca are still battling with Bavmorda. Between the three of them, Bavmorda is really struggling, until Magneto comes up the stairs. He spots Gimli, in all his armor, and considers him an easy target. Gimli is lifted into the air. "Wha! What's going on! Nobody tosses a dwarf!" But, as if to prove him wrong, Magneto hurls him through a window, and he falls three stories to the ground below. Suddenly, in through that same window flies Saruman! (See, doc, the two Jedi saw Gimli on the ground, not Saruman after all) "Gandalf!" He shouts. "You have not escaped me yet!" He waves his hands, and Magneto is suddenly flying through the air at the ceiling! In desperation, the mutant opens up his Magnetic field, and the steel beams supporting the ceiling give way! With a mighty groan, the entire contents of the fourth floor fall into the third floor, right on top of our heroes! By the time the dust clears, who can say who's still there? (So Luke and Anakin are on the roof, shaking hands. Gimli is on the ground, alive but quite winded. Bavmorda, Indy, Chewbacca, and Saruman have just been covered with rubble and debris, and it's not yet clear which of them survived. Magneto is above the debris, shaking the cobwebs out of his head. And Mark is starting to think Bugs wasn't the best voice for this. Hmm.) Cindy Wrote: Crow T. Robot: Wow! What a rumble this is turning out to be! Well, I CAN say who's still there under that rubble. In fact, I want to decide who lives and who dies. Tom Servo: Oh, the great Crow is thinking he's a bit mightier than the rest of us, is he? Crow: You and your sarcasm! Bite me! Anyway, I see the newest contestant is that elf guy, Legolas! Tom: And I notice his hair is properly dark, unlike every artist�s incorrect portrayal of him as blond. If they would only read the books, they would know that his type of elf is never blond. Tolkien: Actually that is an Internet misunderstanding. If you read The Hobbit, I clearly state that Thranduil, Legolas� father has �Golden Hair.� Crow: Yes, yes, all that geeky stuff is very interesting, Tommy. Anyway, Legolas has popped up right between Anakin and Luke, and though they're a little startled at first when he pulls out his bow, they can see he's friendly enough. "We were just going against Dooku," Anakin explains. Legolas looks confused, and he describes the man he thinks is the Sith lord. "Old guy, long robes, beard, crazy eyes..." "Oh!" Legolas exclaims. "That sounds like Gandalf. Or perhaps Saruman..." "Well, I think he's dead, anyway," Luke says. He points to the edge of the building and Legolas looks down. But he's an elf, so his eyes are better than the Jedi's. Tom: I wouldn't know, not having any eyes myself. Crow: And he recognizes the figure, not as Saruman, but as his dwarven friend. "It's Gimli!" he cries. "I have to help him!" With that, he starts downstairs from the rooftop, leaving Luke and Anakin a little confused and very concerned about where Saruman is. But we know where he is . . . buried under a pile of rubble at Magneto's feet. Tom: Oh, that's what you think! Don't you know what's been happening down there? Crow: Yes, yes, I know . . . Bavmorda and Saruman are pretty old, so the crash battered them badly. Since they're sorcerers, though, they have some protection, and both of them are pushing off rubble right now with their powers. Chewie is shouting and throwing rubble aside like it's made of Styrofoam, and Indy survived . . .well, because he's Indy. He fell off a cliff and didn't die, for goodness sake! Tom: It's not like Magneto's doing nothing, though. He's throwing that metal around. He just got Saruman in the head and knocked him unconscious again. While he was distracted with that, Bavmorda slipped out of sight - so much for her alliance with Saruman. Crow: I knew that wouldn't last long. One of them had to betray the other sooner or later - wait, what's that shouting and pounding? Tom: Just Legolas storming downstairs, looking for Gimli. I don't think he'll stop till he reaches the ground floor and gets to his friend. Meanwhile Chewie's shouting at Indy, but Indy doesn't speak Wookiee, unlike his smuggler counterpart that Chewie has mistaken him for. Now Chewie gives up trying to communicate and just hauls Indy out of the room. He is pretty badly injured, after all. Thinking he's Han, Chewie will probably think it first priority to help him rather than go looking for fights. Crow: Well, now there's someone new coming, and I don't get to decide who lives or dies anymore. Darn. (So Anakin and Luke are still on the roof, Bavmorda is hiding somewhere in the rubble, Magneto's lashing out at Saruman, who is unconscious and badly wounded, Legolas is running downstairs to find Gimli, and Chewie is tending to Indy, who he thinks is Han Solo) Robert Wrote: Inconceivable! Fezzik: What was that Vizzini? The Great Vizzini: The Emperor Palpatine has appeared on the roof! Luke ignites his saber and charges him while Anakin, recognizing him as the Supreme Chancellor Palpatine ignites his saber and comes to his rescue. They are very confused and very unsure why they are fighting each other. Palpatine cackles in delight. Fezzik: Bavmorda has attacked Legolas! Vizzini: Inconceivable! She survived the fall of the roof and tripped Legolas as he was running down the stairs. Legolas turns around and begins shooting arrows at the witch. Her magic can only barely hold off the arrow salvo. She can't keep this up much longer. Fezzik: Gimli is bleeding to death and will likely die soon. Chewie is helping Indy and making sure he doesn't swoon. Vizzini: Stop that rhyming now, I mean it. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Vizzini: Saruman succumbed to the relentless blows of Magneto. Another combatant is dead. Inconceivable! Inigo Montoya: That word, I don't think it means what you think it means. (So Chewie is tending Indy's wounds. Gimli is bleeding to death slowly. Legolas is trying to quickly overwhelm Bavmorda to come to Gimli's rescue. Luke and Anakin duel in front of an overly pleased Emperor Palpatine. Magneto looks for his next victim.) RJ Wrote: And *FLASH* Fozzie Bear: Wow it's Harry Potter, the young English wizard. RJ: That's right Fozzie, Harry has appeared beside Gimli and is trying to help him. I bet he wishes Hermionie was with him she'd have a better idea what to do. Fozzie: Yeah, this is not his natural habitat--Hogworts. RJ: But to top it all off, Magneto is hovering down to challenge the wizard. Fozzie: Good thing that Mr. Potter is not made out of metal clay! Potter--clay--WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!! RJ: Oh, Fozzie! Clay Aiken: Did someone say my name? I am sure I could sing a lovely song to soothe all of the savage beasts in this Rumble. RJ: No, man, you can go away--leave the commentating to the real guys. Anyway, with his attention drawn to Magneto, Harry has to neglect Gimli. The two "warriors" are not sure what to think of each other--Harry has never seen a wizard hover without a wand and Magneto is sure that Harry is no mutant. Meanwhile, the dwarf is near death and groans in agony. Fozzie: And that distracts Legolas enough that Bavmorda sends him crashing threw the 7th story window hovering right above his fallen friend. Speaking of friends what did the tomato . . . RJ: Not now Fozzie. It appears that Bavmorda is satisfied with Legolas hanging on to the window ledge with only one hand for life, the other clutching his bow. She trots off to the roof, where the Skywalkers continue in true Jedi like battle fashion! Fozzie: Ooooh! Look Harry is smiling I bet he has an idea, either that or a really good joke--maybe about hair! Get it Harry--hair joke! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA! *SLAT* (a tomato comes out of the audience and smacks Fozzie in the face) RJ: Thanks Mark! So . . . with a quick wave of his wand, Harry utters two spells and totally changes everything: Harry: (Pointing his wand at Magneto's helmet) "Accio Helmet!" RJ: He has realized that the helmet must be the source of his foe's powers and sends Magneto falling to the ground! Harry: (Pointing at Legolas) "Wingardium Leviosar!" RJ: Harry has caught Legolas with the levitation spell, just as the elf had lost his grip. Legolas arrives safely to the ground, grabs his friend Gimli and runs back into the building, turning to the underground passage to the subway to care for his friend and Harry follows--I am sure that is because Legolas is the largest elf he has ever seen. Meanwhile, Bavmorda has arrived at the roof and indicated to the Emperor that she wishes to challenge him! But wait, its time for another competitor! On to Brian--- (So Harry [with Magneto's helmet]. Legolas, and Gimli in the subway station, the Skywalkers battle on the roof, with the Emperor and Bavmorda preparing to fight, Chewie cares for Indy on an empty 2nd floor room, and Magneto is at the base of the building currently unconscious, but alive) ROUND 4 Brian Wrote: Wayne:WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Garth: WWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! Wayne: Unneccesarry close-up! Whaaaaaah!!! Garth: Whaaaaah!!! Wayne: Like our next competitor is totally babe-ilcious. Garth: Yeah, if she was a president she would be Babe-raham Lincoln! Wayne: She's Babe-tastic. Totally! Like SCHWWWIIINNNG!!! Garth: I that funny feeling like when I climb the rope in gym class. SCWWWIIINNNG!!! SCHWIIIINNG!!! SCHWIII . . . Wayne: Like get a hold of yourself man! Let's tell the story! Let's at least tell everyone who she is. Garth: Yeah, sorry man. Wayne: No problem man. Anyway, the babe is Rygara Monpue. NOTE: (In case anyone has forgotten, Rygara is a sword maiden of the finest class. She carries a magical sword, and diamond encrusted shield (which we have discovered can deflect lightsaber blades). She is armored in plate and chain mail. She also was the runner up in the first tournament, and a strong participant in the first rumble. If I have forgotten anything Mark can fill that in, as he is her creator!) Garth: SCHWIIINNNG!!! Wayne: Garth, I'm going to have to *pop* you if you can't contain yourself. Now, let me go on. So, Rygara appears on the roof, it's getting crowded. She sees the two Jedi battling and has a bad flashback or something, 'cause she screams at the top of her lungs and charges Anakin. Anakin takes a hurried swipe at her with his lightsaber, but it is deflected off her shield, which she then rams into his gut. As she goes in for the kill, Anakin kicks her in the knee and she goes down with a yelp. Luke seems to think that his dad can hold his own. I think he also figures that if he can get the Emperor, while Anakin is distracted, maybe he can smooth out their battle. And, since Bavmorda is fighting Palpatine, the double team doesn't take long to overcome him. Luke ends it with a slash of his lightsaber that cleaves the Emperor's head and shoulder from the rest of his carcass. Garth: Eeeeww. That was gross. I think I'm gonna hurl! Wayne: If you have to spew man, go in the cup. Anyway, here comes another warrior. (So, Anakin and Rygara are fighting, and Bavmorda and Luke are sizing each other up, all on the roof. Chewie has found the medical center on the second floor, and is patching Indy�s (Han's) wounds as well as his own. Legolas is singing an elven song of healing over Gimli as Harry looks on, in a parking space on the 3rd sub-floor. Magneto has magnet-levitated down to the second floor as well, and is in the process of finding himself a snack.) Give us another Star Wars guy Mark!! Mark Wrote: Mark: NO. George Lucas: Oh come on! You know they're the best and-->Eject!< Mark: How'd he get back in here? Mr. T: I don't know, Foo! But there's another warrior entering the rumble. My prediction is pain. It's another lil' girl with a sword. JggjfjhgjfhgjfhjghgfjttuytjgfjgfgftrlgedhjTFGONH,,,,,.,,TFYFHURYURUGYHFDGYUSDGFYUEDYFUGDYFUDGFUDEHUFYEDUFYU GJNHHGRGHGHGBFDHG,HFHFDYFHYER,HFGYRGHT.URTURYUR.HTGUT,JGHRDHT,JRYTRHG,JDYGR,FHGYRYT,HJGRY, JJGHGYTHGUTHJUTIYUJIT.HJGJKLUUUYUIOUIKUKUYKUIKUIIKUYIIIYUIIIIKJYUYUUUIUYIJUYUYKUYKKKKWayne and Garth: SSSCCCHHHWWWIIIINNNGGG!!! Mr. T: You'd best not let her hear you say that, suckas! And don't bust in on my commentary again lessen' you want me to pop ya' one! She's a little Chinese girl with a long green sword. It's Jen Yu from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," and she appears in the fifteenth floor stairwell. She looks up the stairs and spots Bavmorda from the back. "Jade Fox!" she whispers, and starts going up the stairs after her. Meanwhile, Bavmorda is laughin' at Luke. "You are not a warrior!" She says. "You are a pig!" Luke doubles over in pain, but the spell is cut short when Jen drives the Green Destiny through Bavmorda's back, and swings it around to cut her head off in one smooth motion! Lando: Smooth! Mr. T: Take this, Suckah! (Knocks Lando out) Anyway, Jen shouts out "That's for Li Mui Bai, and for me!" and then jumps away as Bavmorda falls dead. Luke and Jen size each other up. "If you killed that witch, we might be allies," says Luke, but Jen only speaks Chinese, and doesn't understand. She calls a challenge, and raises the Green Destiny. Luke raises his lightsaber, and the two blades cross. The Green destiny holds! Apparently, it is too powerful to be broken, even by a lightsaber. The two exchange blows. Meanwhile, Anakin has ducked down the stairs to escape from Rygara. She chases after him, remembering how he (as Darth Vader) killed her in the first tournament. She will watch her back this time. She drives him down the stairs--Her sword fighting is at least as good as Anakin's and she has the shield too. They are on the top floor now, and fighting across the observation decks. Ooh! Good move, Rygara! She blocked a thrust and knocked one of Anakin's lightsabers out of the window, where it plummets to the ground, fifteen stories down. Legolas and Gimli are glad to be reunited, now that Legolas' fruity elf singin' healed the little man up some. They each declare that they owe Harry Potter their lives, and will spend the tournament protecting his life, and they will only leave his side if they are the last three remaining in the tournament. Indy has passed out from the loss of blood, and Chewie is lettin' him sleep. He lugs him into a changing stall in the Old Navy and locks the door so no one will happen to find him. Then he leaves the second floor, heading for the rubble on the third floor, hoping to locate his lost bowcaster. Oh yeah, and Magneto, the little twinkie, has found himself a Twinkie. Yo, foo! Pass me some of that Fun-tasty-crumble! RJ: Sure, T. Here you are. Mr. T: You're cool, man. And Luke and Jen are fightin' on the roof, but Jen shouts (in Chinese) "So, you dare to fight with me! But do you dare to follow me?" And she jumps/flies right off the roof. Luke is astonished, but she flies gently to the ground, fifteen stories down, looks up at him and smirks. Not to be out done, Luke uses the force to levitate himself down the building. Great! So now those two foo's are gonna chase each other around the ground floor, flyin' around with the force and all that bunk! I'd beat the Cole slaw out of any of these punks, if I was in there. (So, Rygara and Anakin are battling at the observation deck, Jen and Luke are flying and fighting at ground level, Legolas, Gimli, and Harry are in the parking lot cementing their friendship, Magneto is eating a Twinkie in the lobby, Indy is unconscious in Old Navy, and Chewie is picking through the rubble looking for his bowcaster. Whew!) Cindy Wrote: Mr. T: Yo, some sucka ate all my fun-tasty-crumble! Comic Book Guy: Quiet, you! I need to maintain my nourishment to keep up with my commentating. (Mr. T is restrained by a number of other commentators; otherwise, Comic Book Guy would be quite dead by now) Comic Book Guy: Now, on to important matters. Oh, look at the next contestant - the magnificent NightCrawler of Marvel's X-Men, also known as Kurt Wagner of the Berlin Circus, and the son of Mystique of the Evil Brotherhood, which would make him a sort of half-brother to Rogue. Cindy: Oh, come on! get on with the commentating! Comic Book Guy: Some people simply don't appreciate these important facts. *Ahem.* Well, NightCrawler has appeared with fencing foils in hand right in the midst of the epic duel between Luke Skywalker and Jen Yu. Being a skilled swordsman himself, he could easily hold his own against the two of them, if only his fencing foils could last against a lightsaber AND a Green Destiny sword. After having all three weapons destroyed (of course he has a sword for each hand and his tail) he knows when to get out. In an impressive cloud of blue, he vanishes - this is known as teleportation, one of the more enviable mutant abilities, but though NightCrawler is blessed in this, he is equally cursed in bearing the appearance of a blue-skinned demon, in spite of his devout religiousness. Such are the ironies in the life of a mutant � Cindy: So are you going to tell where he went or what? Comic Book Guy: I'm getting there! Now, NightCrawler can only teleport to places he has seen, which makes this more difficult - but wisely, he appears at the entrance to the building and goes straight for a directory of the building. After looking at the map, he can go most anywhere - and he's teleported again, this time to see if any stores carry fencing foils. As for the other fighters, Jen and Luke are fairly well exhausted, but keep at it with weary sword-strokes. This fight will determine the strength of a Jedi versus a Wudan fighter � Cindy: It won't "determine"anything - you're taking this far too seriously. Comic Book Guy: I'll just ignore that comment and take a look at the other fighters. Ah! The unusual trio of Harry, Legolas and Gimli has emerged from the underground, preparing to face their foes. Harry, of course, has told them how, according to prophecy, he is the only one who can kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, if the Dark Lord ever enters the rumble, of course...*ahem* Cindy: I'll get to that eventually! Comic Book Guy: Of course, we all know Harry Potter and his ilk are simply derivative of true, mature fantasy. Cindy: Humph! Legolas and Gimli don't seem to care. Anyway, you just don't like it because there are no girls in skimpy clothing. Comic Book Guy: Excuse me, I don't just look for hot babes � Ooh! It's Rygara!! What? Why are you laughing? Anyway, she's really holding her own against Anakin, but unfortunately her sword couldn't withstand his lightsaber, so she's lost that, and only has her shield now. She's backed up against a wall, and gives Anakin a defiant look - he stops, suddenly, and frowns. Obviously, her spunkiness has reminded him of Padm� Amidala, his clandestine wife, and he hesitates in killing her. She uses the hesitation to shove her shield into his gut again. "I won't let you trick me again, you evil man!" she exclaims. Anakin looks shocked. "Evil? What are you talking about?" Rygara is so flabbergasted at this reaction, that now she hesitates. She then explains his role in previous fights. Anakin is so horrified he drops his saber. "I was a Sith lord??" Oh, Magneto has come up behind them suddenly! He's about to throw some metal object at Rygara! When did he get there? And what happened to his Twinkie? Cindy: I think you're eating it. Comic Book Guy: Oh . . . well, he must have taken the elevator. Anakin recovers from the shock, blocks the metal with his saber and charges to Magneto's side to fight him. Rygara joins the fight, and it seems they have become allies for the moment against Magneto. Chewie, meanwhile, has found his bowcaster, but it's damaged and doesn't shoot exactly where he aims it. That may cripple him. Lightsabers, of course, are the superior weapons in his galaxy, but there's nothing to be done about that. And Indy has awoken in the changing stall and emerges into a store full of over-priced merchandise loudly blazoning the name Old Navy. Cindy: I wouldn't be too critical of clothing, judging from what you're wearing. Comic Book Guy: I'll have you know these are prescription pants! Well, a new contestant is coming, and I'm having more of that fun-tasty-crumble, thank you. (So Harry, Legolas and Gimli are heading to ground level, Jen and Luke are fighting each other to exhaustion, NightCrawler is in search of new weapons, Anakin and Rygara have teamed up against Magneto, Chewie has found his bowcaster, slightly damaged, and Indy is wandering through Old Navy) Robert Wrote: FLASH! A wind blew over the tournament building. Over the contestants and though the whole arena. To some it was a Rumble long past, to others a rumble long in the future. It was not the beginning, but it was a beginning. Robert Jordan: It is about time someone from the Wheel of Time entered the arena. It's Perrin "Goldeneyes" Aybara. He appears right next to Legolas, Gimli, and Harry. Legolas is shocked he had heard of Wolfbrothers before, but he was sure they were only legends. Wolves were evil in Middle Earth after all. He strings his bow and challenges Perrin. Perrin is not interested in fighting without talking first as these three are obviously not Shadow Spawn. After some discussion, Legolas realizes that this man must somehow be good and talk with wolves. It seems a contradiction, but he goes along with it anyway. Harry is very impressed with how muscular Perrin is and has him lead out in front with Gimli at his side and Legolas taking up the rear. George Lucas: Wait a minute... Robert Jordan: I thought you were kicked out . . . (He shoots a bar of liquid light at Lucas causing him to vanish). There, that ought to take care of him, in this universe anyway. Where were we . . . oh yes, Jen and Luke are beating at each other wearily. No one can seem to get the upper hand. The foursome previously mentioned is about to come across them. NightCrawler teleports down to the first floor right next to Anakin's lost lightsaber. He studies it for a moment, determines how it works, and keeps it as he looks for an opponent. The blue blade matches his skin nicely. Rygara and Anakin seem to be holding their own against Magneto. Anakin's use of the force and deadly proficiency with his remaining lightsaber are a match for the magnetic mutant mayhem Magneto manages to muster. Rygara looks around for some sort of offense that she can bring to bear against her assailant since her sword was destroyed. Chewbacca heads back to guard "Han" and finds him with another bullwhip. I won't mention where in the mall he found that. Chewie wonders at "Han's" choice of weaponry as NightCrawler materializes in front of him. Another flash of light . . . (So Magneto and Anakin duel while Rygara looks for a weapon so she can join in. Chewie and Indy stare across at NightCrawler (who has Anakin's lightsaber ) unsure of what to do next. Jen and Luke are exhausted but still going at it as Perrin, Harry, Gimli and Legolas are about to come across them.) RJ Wrote: RJ: Well...*FLASH* another contestant has arrived! Contestant: Rooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Daffy Duck: Ssufferin' Ssuckatassssh! It's a Velociraptor! RJ: Yes and the terrible lizard has appeared in the middle of the mall, next to Chewie, Indy, and NightCrawler. NightCrawler: "Was ist dass?" Chewie: "Aauuugh!" Indy: "Get back, I'll tame this beast!" Daffy: Woah now! I mean Indiana Jones is great, but can he defeat a raptor? With only a whip and some tough injuries? RJ: Well, Daffy, I guess we'll see . . . Indy and the Raptor begin to circle around each other. NightCrawler, with Ani's lightsaber lighted stands in awe, ready to help. Chewie frantically continues to work on his crossbow. Raptor: "Raaaaaaaaaaaak!" (Indy cracks his whip) Daffy: I don't think you want to get that thing mad! RJ: Yikes, the raptor has jump out towards Indy. He's fast but no match for a raptor. NightCrawler: Oh nein! Daffy: It appearss that, the Nightcrawler has teleported behind the jumpin' raptor! RJ: He startled the giant lizard--and now it looks as though NightCrawler is attacking Indy. Daffy: Chewie is sssure not to like that--even though Indy is technically not Han Solo. RJ: You're right duck, but Chewie still doesn't like the look of it. He aims for NightCrawler with his damaged bow. (Thwing) Chewie: Aaaaaauuuoooogh! (Drops his bow) Indy: (Groans)--"Another one bites the dust. Make sure that lizard thing dies and tell my dad that 'Junior' loves him! (Indy dies). RJ: Chewie's bow has misfired and killed Indiana Jones--so he has another kill in the Rumble but I am not sure that he will want to count this one! Daffy: Chewie now charges at the raptor to avenge his friend's death and NightCrawler has picked up the bow and teleported out. RJ: So...while Chewbacca and the Velociraptor battle let's go out to our color commentator for that has been happening elsewhere. Ronald McDonald: Hey, instead of that let's all go to my FAVORITE place for a happy meal and . . . *ZAP* (Daffy shoots him with a ray gun) RJ: Thanks duck! Daffy: Yeah, ain't I a stinker.... Bugs: "Ahem" That's MY line! (Bugs and daffy continue to agrue--debating if it's Wabbit Season or Duck Season) RJ: Anyway, maybe you can shed some light on the subject Mr Chriton . . . Michael: But of course...NightCrawler has teleported where Harry, Gimli, and Legolas have just met up with Perrin on the 1st floor underground. Jen and Luke have each fallen over in exhaustion, but it appears that Luke is getting up. George Lucas: Of course he is! I mean, come on he's Luke Skywalker! Michael: Excuse me George! I am doing the wrap-up. (he sighs) Meanwhile, Magneto has tossed away every metallic weapon that Rygara has come to him with (but she has her hands on some PVC pipe now)--and he has held his own with Anakin. George: Like that is going to last. Anakin is too powerful for the psycho mutant! AND Chewbacca is going to tear the arms off of that wimpy "bird of prey" lizard. Michael: I beg to differ . . . the raptor is quite strong and . . . George: BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! Oh, Michael, you are such a HACK! I didn't see a whole category devoted to YOUR creations on Jeopardy last night! Michael: Well have any of your creations BEEN on Jeopardy?!? RJ: Oh dear! I don't see any end to this fight--thanks for the update though. On to you Brian! (So Chewie fights the raptor in the mall. Perrin, Harry, Legolas, Gimli, and NightCrawler are all in the 1st floor underground--going upwards to where Jen and Luke are resting. Rygara with a PVC pipe fights along side Anakin vs. Magneto [still w/o his helmet I might add!] and Bugs and Daffy and Michael and George continue to bicker) READ ON! CLICK HERE! |