| WEEK 8 Match 1 Joker vs. Zergrush of Zerglings Borg Ship Katie Couric: Not much to report here today Rumble fans. The Joker tried to use his normal gags that are intended to cause one pain and him laughter. After the first dozen or so Zerglings died form the effects of the Joker's gags, they dispatched him quickly. The only thing left of the Joker his bits and pieces and they are scattered all over this ship. The Joker gets a zero for this first round. Final Score: 0.00 MATCH 2 Wolverine vs a Battalion of Battle Droids Geonosis Arena Count Dooku: Ah, a familiar haven. The Droid army shall dispatch this fool and we can get back to business. Stan Lee: Not likely. That 'fool' is Wolverine. He's gonna clobber your dumb robots. C-3PO: We are not robots, we are droids. Though in the case of these battle droids, the dumb part may still apply. Stan Lee: Either way, Logan cracks his knuckles as only he can; then gets to work. He bashes and smashes and soon 'Droid' parts are all over the place. C-3PO: Oh, but that doesn't look good, that droid just got your Wolf-er-ino guy. I think this one's over. Lee: Not so fast bot-boy. Logan dusts himself off, and jabs his claw into the droid. Dooku: Sparks fly and the fool drops again. Lee: Still too fast Jedi. Wolverine: That was a shocker! Let's finish this! Lee: And Wolverine leaps into the rest of the crowd and quickly finishes them off. A few moments later, the battle droids are just so much scrap metal. Dooku: And now to the scores. He finished them off in good style, but for the shock and blaster hit, I'll only score him a 7. Lee: Are you kidding! That was all part of the show. He scores a 10 for sure! C-3PO: I'm afraid of Count Dooku. I mean, I'm afraid I agree with Count Dooku. I'll give him a 7 as well. Darth Revan: Hmm. Logan is ruthless enough to be extremely dangerous without waxing overly bloodthirsty. I believe I can safely give him an 8. Mr. Obvious: It is kind of hard to kill someone with regenative powers, still Logan did what is required to win--even with some style. I'll give the ride an 8. Final Average Score: 8.00 (7, 10, 7, 8, 8, 8) MATCH 3 Lady Jessica vs. the Miniature's Room The Museum Madden: Well, Elmer, Owl, do you think that the Mini's will fare better in this match then their previous one? Fudd: I dowbt it. The Lwady Jesswica swould win thwis mwatch with wease. Owl: You know, Elmer, I have a very dear friend that has a slight speech impediment just like you. In fact, that reminds me of my great Aunt Merabell, who had trouble saying the letter H. Now being an owl, the letter H is very important in order to say who and such. Now she was just an owling of 2, when she discovered that she couldn't say who, so instead. (The remainder of Owl's speech has been cut due to time and space constraints.) So, you see, Elmer, you too can overcome you problem. Well we best get on with the match. Fudd: We cwan't. It wis alweady ovwer. Owl: what happened? Madden: Lady Jessica entered the Miniature's room and used the Voice to have the entire Mini's kill each other off. The Indians took care of the Cowboys who took out the Romans which killed the Indians. Man that sounded like a sport's report! Anyway, the last two remaining Minis' were squished by Lady Jessica. Fudd: Eww! Owl: Such a harsh end to the Sheriff and General. Oh well on to the scores. Madden: Well that was a bit of bad form on squishing the last two. 8. Owl: Too true. I'll give her a 7. Fudd: 10. Just fwor bewing her! Madden & Owl: Oh bother. �owyn: I understand the difficulties of being a heroine in a man's world. I'll give her a 9. We womenfolk need to stick together. �omer: Why not give the Lady Jessica a 10 then? �owyn: Because I can't stand her outfit. She looks like a tramp. Mr. Statistics: Well fought, but a slight point loss for making the warriors fight themselves. Score a 7 from me. Final Average Score: 8.33 (8, 7, 10, 9, 7, 9) |