Revern Wheelly
as told by Bound
Having moderated in the Quiet Retreat for nearly two years now
I have met many interesting and unusual people/creatures.
And in those years I have witnessed many things and yes
even participated in a few... snickers.
The little tale I want to relate to you here is about one
of the most special people in my internet circle of special people
and his name is Wheelly/ Lee.
Normally, Wheelly would have been in the room pouncing laps,
trying to touch the ladies boobies, and generally getting in trouble.
But for some reason he hadn't been in for a couple of nights.
This particular night...
( enters a dream like state)
I recall that somehow Phil had managed to get himself hung from one
of the rafters with an apple in his mouth.
(He started it honest I have the scrolls to prove it.)
And lusi and jane were using him for a swing.
I had just given Lusi a nice big push to get her swinging
on the phill swing when Wheelly wandered in giggling and
asked the room if he could get an "Amen"
Because lusi was squealing and having so much fun on the swing
( aka Phill)
the room didn't respond right away so he asked again, trying to be
heard over lusi who was singing a little song she had made up
"whyyyyyyyyyyyyy swing on a swing its much too frail......
........the best kinda swing is a philly tailllllllllllllllllllll."
Wheelly tried again. " Can I get an Amen from the congregation?"
He asked with a giggle.
Jade and I both asked why Wheelly wanted an Amen.
To which he replied with another of his infectious giggles.
" Is revrin Wheelly"
and with this announcement he pulled a large hanky from his pocket
and mopped his brow as he mounted a pulpit.
From the gleem in his eyes you could tell that he was clearly
in the grip of some religious fervor.
While jane and lusi determined wheather or not the swing aka-Phil
could hold both of them. Wheelly began to speak:
" Tonight, we gonna talk about the temptation from the yahell demon.
Yahell is a lie and a kicker of ppls!! Can I get and Amen? "
When no one replied right away he listened to the crickets
for a few moments gathering his thoughts.
When jade and myself answered his call for an Amen he continued
with renewed fervor.
His face growing red with his passion for his sermon.
"Yahell...a crasher of computers...stealer of your yahoo soul!!"
This brought several aroused amens...and he continued on
as jade looked for a crack in the all over body armor MP
had donned to defend himself against tickling.
Being a good sister I stepped over to see if maybe there was some
loop hole to this armor.
(y'alls a bit)..."we must rebuke the yahell!!"
" Yahell can be stopped....ohhhh yes.....you must pray....(sings)
get on your knees and pray.....can i get an amen?!?
Ahh seen the yahell with my own two eyes....ohhhh yes....and
I began to pray to yahoo....and I did too....I prayed....dear yahoo...
..I-I ask in your chatty name....rebuke this demon from our midsts!!!!
And you know what happened?"
Jade spoke the thought that came to my mind.
" you got booted again?"
He looked at us with twinkling eyes that belied
the chagrined expression on his face.
" I....got booted...but....I got right back on....
you must have patience with yahoo...
..yahoo works on its own time."
MP suggested that Wheelly get serious as he was fighting
jade for his virginity.
(which everyone knows he lost in the mist shrouded days
of the ancients.)
Wheelly politely replied " virginity is not my area....bt anyways...
lets close in prayer....bow y'all heads "
with a giggle he began to pray.
"Dear yahooo.....save us from yahell....
Let
your chatty spirit to flow and keep us safe
from
nasty trolls and demons....Amen!"
Amens resounded through the room... right after the splashdown
of Phill into the hottub. ( cause well I kinda sorta
cut his rope in mid swing...my bad...Followed shortly there after by
own splash down when I tried to help Phill out of the hottub.
When someone wondered aloud what had inspired Wheelly to this sermon.
He replied , " The lord all yahoo!"
after which he promptly stripped off his clothes
and began to run around the room.
When jade complained of the lag monster Wheelly told her,
"jade..you must pray"
Now MP thought that this was a great idea and
encouraged her to get on her knees and repent.
But the look in his eye clearly showed that he really
just wanted her on her knees.
Wheelly then dived into the hottub beside me ...
groped my tush... jumped out of the tub and left.
Leaving us all to wonder ...
What the Yahell had gotten into that boy on that particular night.
Another Strange but True Occurance in the Quiet Retreat.