Spoilers-Ricky Martin: The sagas end.

By Krazyfool

I've decided to use my precognition powers for evil.

Frivolous childish evil at that.

I've accurately, to a gnat's wing's width, predicted the ending to "Livin' la vida loca-The Movie".

Better than that, my psychic brain has latched onto the REAL director's cut ending from the DVD. It came to me in a dream, so it's got to be the real deal.

Okay, it was a daydream, but that's pretty damn close.

Alright, brace yourself, I'm about to totally spoil the directors cut DVD version ending of "Livin' la vida loca-The Movie".

<<SPOILERS>>

*A bunch of stuffy middle management types are sitting at a table in a boardroom. One of the guys in a suit is Ricky Martin. He has an odd, crushed defeated look on his face. He's staring blankly at the window.*

*The man at the head of the table sets up a graph and pulls out a pointer. He points to the graph and gets ready to speak. Just as he opens his mouth to draw a breath to begin to speak, Ricky Martin stands up abruptly, a look of quiet resolve on his face. Ricky Martin looks at the man with the graph and the pointer with solemn disdain. Suddenly, for no apparent reason, Ricky Martin jumps up on the table and proceeds to rip off his shirt*

Ricky Martin: *At the top of his lungs *VIIIIDAAAAA LOOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ricky Martin then runs down the length of the meeting room table and dives through the 8th storey plate glass window. His fall is shown in slow motion until he's almost to the ground, then speeds up and cuts away an instant before he hits. We hear a dull, wet, "thud".*

Man with pointer-Poor bastid, he never did find his vida loca.

*Some other guy walks up next to the guy with the pointer. He is played by Newman from Seinfeld*

Some other guy-Didn't he? Didn't he now?

*Both nod solemnly*

*A slow, sad, down tempo piano version of "livin' la vida loca", plays softly as the credits scroll slowly*

The End.