Don't you hate it when you get e-mails similar to the one below? Except they're serious?

Paste the message below into e-mails and send it back to spammers, or just send it to as many people as you can.

(BTW, dow d'ya like the background color? Don't it remind you of creamed corn?).

Save a place in your prayers tonight for the following people.
 
Jim Bob Mcelroy
"Lost his left galosh in the bog".
 
Timmy P. McHuggins 
"Lost his whole spinal column in some sort of barn fire/shark attack combo accident "that little overachiever",".
 
Sally P. McBinklepinky
"Lost a ring down the garbage disposal. Later found the exact same ring inside a fishstick at her mother in law's "how many times have we heard THIS story eh? Still, she needs some prayers as do we all",".
 
Felagro P. Sandanista "Still has that unfortunate gas problem. Save him Jesus!!".
 
The power of the prayers of everyone who reads this e-mail will tell God we mean business!!
 
Stingy bastard!!
He has to hear us this time!!
Power to the people!!!!
Jehovah is a bourgeois burgermeister!!
Our voices will be heard!!!
 
That out of the way, how would you like to make money just by surfing the net?
For porno?
Y'know, that barely legal Asian schoolgirl stuff?
You BET YOU WOULD!!
Well, so would I, but we don't live in that kind of world.
Sorry.
 
I have on the other hand, come up with the next best thing, you send ME $5.00 in the mail.
 
Next, you forward this e-mail to everyone on your address book, and THEY send ME $5.00 in the mail!!
 
Pretty soon, I'LL have a SHITLOAD of money coming to me in the mail!!!
 
All it will have cost you is $5.00!!!
 
Isn't that GREAT!!?? Hundreds, or even THOUSANDS of dollar$ coming in the mail!!
All for ME!!
 
All it sets you back is 5 stinkin bucks!! How can you lose??????????
 
Money is good. You should send me some.
 
I don't know about you, but money gets me excited.
REALLY excited!! If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
Which reminds me of this inspirational story that really moved me to tears.
It really impacted me and left an impression on me, I'll never forget it.
I don't have it on me though, I forwarded it to my grandfather and then I deleted it to keep my inbox from getting too cluttered, but it was really heartwrenching and moving and had a really inspirational message at the end.
I think it was about a blind kid.
Yeah, those stories are usually about blind kids.
It could just have easily have been about a crippled soldier who's wife messed around on him, but at least he got to watch.
There's a lot of those stories going around.
Oh yeah, did I mention the soldier got his cock shot off in Korea?
Isn't that HEARTBREAKING?? *Sob*
 
Oh wait, no, I think it was about this little boy giving his father his prized baseball glove for fathers day.
Yeah, that was it.
Hey, wait, that story sucks! What was I all choked up over THAT story for? That's total maudlin bullshit!!
That's the kind of shit they put on the goddamn Lifetime channel!!
No wonder I deleted the stupid fucking thing!!
Probably why I sent it to my grandfather, now that I think about it.
I HATE my grandfather!!
That's the kind of queer shit story he just laps right up!
Stupid old bastid!
Probably owns all them goddamn Chicken Soup for the Soul books too!!
Would the old pansy send me $5.00 in the mail??
HELL NO!!
Ohhh noooo, not HIM!
Not $5.00 for ME!! 
The disappointment grandson!!!
OH NO OF COURSE NOT!!
 
Oh, but his precious Jeff gets every goddamn thing he fucking want's!!
$150 basketball shoes!!!
Can you believe that shit!!
Fucking-A!!!
 
*Sob* y'know...maybe I have been kind of a jerk to him lately..*sob*..I should go see him.
I know, I'll give him my prized childhood baseball glove for his birthday to show what an inspiration he has been in my life! *Sob, blubber, choke, whimper, snuffle blub*
 
Save a place in your prayers for my grampy too wouldja?
 
But, not that fucking Jeff!!
Fucking little golden boy, having everything spoon fed to him like one of those little rat dogs belonging to one of those fat rich ladies!!
Spoiled little fucker!
 
Everyone out there say a really hard prayer for scorpions to bust out of his skin and black blood to shoot out his teeth sockets!!!

Cocksucka.
 
Oh yeah, don't forget to wear sunscreen.
 
It's a scorcher today.