And now for everyone's enjoyment........

...my impression of Teddy Ruxpin trying to sing his themsong, but with a surprise twist...
the twist is he is suddenly and ubruptly stricken with a feirce attack of diarrhea!
Oh yeah, also this happens at a resteraunt.

Ahem.

Come dream wiiith meee toniiight!

Leeet's build a maaagic aaairship, and sail in..to..the...
*Ass clenches*
OH!

*Holds hands over butt*
Oh!!
Oh!!
Uh oh.

*Sphincter spasms*
Unnnggg!

*Inflates cheeks, expells breath*
Phooooo.
Oh man.

Oh boy.

*Starts trotting to the bathroom with ass clenched and hands still over ass*

Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!

*Tries the door*

It's locked!!
NO!!
Who's in there!?!?
Hurry up!!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!!!

*Pounds on door*

Pleeeaaasee!?!?!?!?

Oh!!

*Winces as wetness pokes at inner buttcheeks*

Oh god, please hurry!

Oh!! Oh!! Ohhh!!!

*Sucks breath between biting bottom lip*

FFFFFFFFFTTT!!

*Pounds on wall softly and rapidy*

Ohhhhhh please hurrrryyyy!!

*Grimaces as wetness begins to reach further along inner cheeks threatening to escape into the underwear*

Oh god, please get done, please get done, please get done!!!
It's now or never..oh god pleeeaase!!!

*Bends backward as abdominal cramping begins hurting small of back*

Unnnngggg!!!

*Belly gurgles*

Oh!!

*PPPPPPPPPLLAAPPPPPTTTTTT!!!!!!!!*

AAAAAAUUUUUURRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

*Tears up*

AAAAAUUUUAAARRGGHH!! I've shit myself!!!
Noooo-ho-ho-hooooooo!!!!

*Notices hands are still holding butt and are getting dampend in the sticky moist spot on back of pants*

AWWWWWWWW!!!!

*Smells hands*

AAAWWW-HAW-HAW-HAWWWWWWWW!!!!!

*Patrons begin laughing and pointing*

Stop it!!!!

Stop laughing you bastardS!!!!!!

Stop iiiiii-hi-hi-hi-hiiiitt!!!

*Runs away streaming tears and grimacing in disgust as warm liquid shit sloshes around in drawers*

AAauuuurrrrr-hawwwww!! It's getting cold!

*Hops in car and drives away fast, skidding out*

*SCRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*

*Crash!!!!!*

*Patrons come out and stand at the curb. Some whistle and clap and hoot and cheer*

(Sigh) I'm going to Hell now aren't I? I thought so. Ah well, I hear God's a stiff anyway.