I might as well fess up.

I'm a big old butch dyke.

There, I said it. I'm not going to hide it anymore.
For awhile, I didn't even know, but the signs were there.
All the lesbian porn strewn about my room, my strange attraction to Sandra Bernhart, Peppermint Patty being my favorite Peanuts character, my preference of K.D. Lang's James Bond theme over Sheryl Crow's, I guess I've always been a lesbian.
 
When my female freinds comment on how cute Leonardo Dicaprio is, I always just shrug my shoulders and say "if you say so", but give me a picture of Drew Barrymore wrapped in black rubber, and I'm a happy camper!!
 
I've always been tomboyish I suppose, what with my deep voice and my fascination with rock climbing and capturing bugs and frogs.
 
Now that lesbianism is fashionable, it's even more imperitave that I come out. TO JOIN THE PARTY!! There's never been a better time to be a raging lezbot!! Enjoy these times fellow women lovers!
 
Who'd have thought I'd become trendy eh?
 
Now, I've just got to get a shorter haircut, a black trenchcoat, a pair of shit-kicker boots, some flannel shirts, and I'm golden!
 
No more will I hide my feelings!
My heart is pumping with lesbian lust!!
Look out ladies, HERE I COME!!!