*Batman is sitting in a bathroom stall. He is shitting. He's pounding at it quite violently. He seems to be having a little trouble*

Batman-NNNGGG!!! Must...get..it...out!!!

*A little boy peeks up over the partition between the stalls. The boy looks at Batman with an expression of surprise, starstruck awe, and embarrased surprise of seeing his hero having a wresting match with a tight turd.*

Batman-*Looks up, sees the boy* What are you lookin'at!? Yeah, that's right, Batman has to shit too! Why don't you take a picture you little bastard!!!