Me-*Picks up phone, dials random number from phone book* Giggle.

Girl on other end of line-Hello?

Me-This is Jehova God speaking.

Girl-so this is God eh?

Me-That's right baby. Jehovah God, the lord himself. How d'ya like them apples?

Girl-Well, I've got a bone to pick with you!

Me-Huh?

Girl-My thanksiving turkey came to life and started screaming out of it's stuffing hole! What the hell did you do that for!?!?

Me-Uhhh...

Girl-Then it attacked my aunt and got grease and gravy all over her dress! What, you think that sort of thing is funny!?!?

Me-Uhh...it wasn't me it was...the Medusas! Yeah, that's it, the Medusas did it!

Girl-THE MEDUSAS!?

Me-Look, I uhh gotta go. Bye now. *Hangs up*