An observational study of the "Blue",
alien.
Only 4 minutes worth of film footage presently exist on this creature and
it's behavior.
Of this limited footage, only a few repetitive actions and
some walking, running, and hopping have been witnessed.
From what little I've been able to gather, here's
what concrete data I DO know.
He's a little guy that lives in a
blue world.
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue
like him inside and outside.
Blue his house with a blue little window.
And
a blue corvette.
And everything is blue for him and himself.
And everybody
around
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen...
He's blue da da dee da ba daa...
He's blue da da dee da ba
daa...
He has a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the
color of all that he wears.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
He
has a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people there that walk
around.
Blue like his corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the
words he says and what he thinks.
Blue are the feelings that live
inside him.
He's blue da da dee da ba
daa...
He's blue da da dee da ba daa...
Inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little
window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and
himself.
And everybody around.
'cause he ain't got nobody to
listen...
He's blue da da dee da ba daa...
He's blue da da dee da ba daa...
Unfortunaty, we have seen no visual confirmation of his blue
house and it's blue window.
What kind of architectural theory is it built apon?
What about the blue window?
Is an artificial tint used, or is there an abundant naturally
occuring blue silicate that makes all glass there blue?
Does this and other blue hued elements and/or compounds
responsible for the blueness in all lifeforms on this blue world?
It should also be interesting to see his blue girlfriend to
see if all members of his species look as he does,
or if there are indeed clear gender distinctions.
It would also be very interesting to see these blue trees in the
interest of botanical evolution comparisons.
Are they like our earth trees except for the
blue pigmentation?
Or, are they some kind of funky blue marshmallow bearing
palm trees?
Most tantalizing of all, is mention of a blue CORVETTE.
This would seem to be a radical example of parallel evolution
to the point of PERFECTLY IDENTICAL technology!
Even to the point of exact design models and naming
conventions!!
What this implies for the abundance and inevibility of life in
the universe, and what it implies both cosmologically and theologically about
the universe and a possible guiding intellegence are nothing less than
staggering!!!
What I wouldn't give to pop the hood of this blue
corvette!!
Is it from the blue world?
Or, did the alien simply purchase it apon his arrival to
earth?
The arrival of the alien is earth shattering enough.
The alien having a fondness for a particular earth automobile
is culturally exciting and a little giggle enducing.
But, if the blue corvette came from the blue world, again
it throws many fundamental theories out the window and raises overwhelming
sensory overloading questions about reality itself!
A brief glimpse under the hood could prove or disprove this.
If blue elements are common to this blue world, the
blueness in the engine parts could be confirmed visually.
Although, a metalurgical analysis of the alloys in it's
construction could prove very enlightening.
A scientific opportunity not to be passed up for sure.
Now, there is brief mention of the blue corvette being blue
inside and outside.
Does this mean the engine as well??
It could merely mean the paint, and interior, as well as a
possible blue tint on all the glass (wich could be of earthly origins).
Eiffel 65 seems to be covering all their bases to very
strictly state that all things in this little rhythmic poem are indeed down to
every little inch BLUE. So, when it is mentioned the corvette is blue inside
and outside, they aren't speaking in general terms. They are painting
everything BLUE in big, broad, sloppy, swipes!
The corvette is blue INSIDE and OUTSIDE!!
Ergo, It has a BLUE ENGINE!!
Therefore it originates from the BLUE WORLD!!
This is simply MINDBENDING!!
I will have to sit for a long while and take some deep breaths
and try to find a gradual way to take this all in.
As I suspect you will too.
I can't even BEGIN to tackle the principles and origins of the superhuman
powers displayed by Eiffel 65 that they used to singlehandedly combat the blue
aliens.
Bad enough we're forced to deal with a universe with 6 extra microscopicly
collapsed dimensions more then the 4 we supposed.
Bad enough that we now know that aliens from other
worlds evolve so identically they produce corvettes, thus life is a function of
the universe, and technology right down to auto designs develope as an emergent
property of life!
That's headsplitting enough!
Now, we have a superhuman techno-eurodance band on our
hands!
Alien genetic manipulation??
Premature manefestation of human powers that we aren't
supposed to have for another million years??
The latter caused by the
former?
Ugg, my head hurts too much, I just can't tackle it
today.
