Skeletor
vs. Darkness.
The scenario:
In a parrallel continuity,
Skeletor, after achieving godhood with the power of Grayskull, gains possession
of the Cosmic Key.
After torturing Guildor to death
to try to gain the key's secrets proves futile, he decides to fiddle
with it's controls.
It's during this clumsy fumbling
that he is inadvertantly hurtled to back in time to an unknown fantasy world.
There, he attracts the attention of the lord of all evil,
Darkness.
Yeah, that's plausable enough.
Let's get to the damn fight already.
Analysis:
Okay, Frank Langella's and Tim
Curry's performances in their respective films were fantastically
evil.
There it's a relative
tie.
Darkness and God Skeletor both
have evil presence, both have big ass horns, both are snappy
dressers.
Again, a
tie.
Let's anylize power
stats.
Darkness is the lord of all
evil.
Skeletor OTOH, is normally just
an extremely powerful sorcerer with a skull face.
But, we're talking power of
Grayskull Frank Langella Godhood Skeletor.
As a being of pure evil embued
with the powers of the universe, he is clearly Darkness's
equal.
Their power levels are equal,
but what about skills?
Darkness has demonstrated,
inanimate matter creation (the cursed evil dress, the goblet filling with black
wine, etc) although it is never demonstrated, we can assume he could create all
the weapons he needs in the fight.
As for his actual fighting
prowess, he has only demonstrated super strength only equal to a superior
athlete (throwing Tom Cruise around like a rag doll) and exceptional running
speed. His running speed although augmented with trick photography in the film
to relatively indicate he can reach the striding gait of a horse, close
examination reveals that he probably only posseses the speed of a superior
athlete as well.
As for endurance, we see him
riddled with arrows, and although they do indeed peirce his hide, he shrugs them
off and suffers no ill effects of the associated internal tissue truama that
would be an issue with mortal beings.
One assumes if he removed the
offending missles frm his body he would heal quickly if not instantly.
Indications are, the wounds already healed around the arrows as there was little
to no blood and the arrows thunked into him like a hunk of
wood.
Given that he only has one
weakness (more on that later), it's also safe to assume even radical catosrophic
injury would be inadaquate to kill him.
Now, to his weakness.
Sunlight.
Plain old natures own,
incandescent fusion reacter ball in the sky genereated
sunlight.
Although, even that failed to
TRULY kill him.
As he said at the end "what is
light without DARK!?!?".
Sure enough, at the end of the film we see Darkness alive
and well cackling wickedly.
Skeletor survived the end of his film in a similar
fashion.
Skeletor's invulnerability is more difficult to gauge as we
didn't see He-Man deliver any damage to him. It's safe to assume in god form, he
was immortal until he was struck with his weakness.
Namely, the destruction of his havoc
staff.
It took the Sword of Grayskull to break it though, and
Darkness doesn't have the Sword of Grayskull.
The sword of Grayskull is nothing to sneeze at. Eternia is
the navigational and energy center of the universe. Castle Grayskull is the
power center of Eternia. The sword of Grayskull is the key/lightning bolt/focal
point/channel/totem/etc of Grayskull. Therefore, the sword of Grayskull is the
conduit of the power of the universe itself. When He-Man screams "I have the
powerrrrr!!!!", he friggin' means it.
That it took so much power to crack the havoc staff says
that it too is no Cracker Jacks prize of a power item.
With the havoc staff and his energy blasts capable of
vaporizing tissue, Skeletor would seem to have the edge.
Yet, as I mentioned Darkness is impervious to all harm
except sunlight. Yet, even sunlight can't really kill him.
So, what with their powers and invulnerabilty, they're
clearly evenly matched.
Skeletor would seem to have the edge with his energy bolts and havoc staff,
but in the long run they are innefective on the immortal
Darkness.
Too evenly matched, too close to call.
Only YOU can decide!
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