Beauty School Drop-Out
Frankie Avalon
Your story's sad to tell
A teenage ne'er do well
The most mixed up young delinquent on the block
Your future's so unclear now
What's left of your career now
Can't even get a trade-in on your smile
Beauty school drop-out
No graduation day for you
Beauty school drop-out
Missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo
Well at least you could have taken time
To wash and clean your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have
The doctor fix your nose up
Baby get moving (Better get movin')
Why keep your feeble hopes alive
What are your proving (What are you provin')
You've got the dreams but not the drive
If you go for your diploma
You can joind the steno pool
Turn in your teasing comb and go back to high school
Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out)
Hanging around the sorner store
Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop out)
It's about time you learned the score
Well they couldn't teach you anything
You think you're such a looker
But no customer would come to you unless she was a hooker
Baby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it)
You're not cut out to hold a job
Better forget it (Forget it)
Who wants their hair cut by a slob
Now your bangs are curled, your lashed twirled
But still the worls is cruel
Wipe off that angel face
And go back to high school
Baby don't blow it
Don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it
Even Dear Abby'd say the same
Now i've called the shot
Get off the pot
I really gotta fly
Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky
Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out)
Go back to high school
Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out)
Go back to high school
Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out)
Go back to high school
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