Boggans - Little reliable fuckers, aren't they? Too bad they can't do more with that height, like sucking my fat one.
Eshu - Great for one night stands, really. Not so great on sticking around for the next-night threesome. Bugger.
Menehune- Waitamin... think I saw one of these on my travels to Hawaii. A naked chick that was only teasing. Not my favorite.
Nockers- Can keep up with me in the swearing department, and they make some amazing shit. Most just amaze me. Others turn me on. But I have a great deal of respect for this kith. They get a lotta shit, and do a ton of thankless work because they WANT to. Heh. Should be saying that for Boggans, yeah?
Nunnehi - Natives creep the fuck outta me. I'm not just saying that cuz I'm racist or anything. I mean, fuck, I go on walkabout regularly. And I see some of 'em. Most just stare blankly. And most of 'em look almost defeated. It's kinda sad. And I don't like being sad.
Pooka- They should be almost furries. But they're too clever, too witty, too good-smelling, and too sharp on the uptake to be anything but hella fun. Not for fucking purposes, for playing purposes.
Redcap- My dream-death is to be sandwiched between two redcaps. Can tell you what I think of the kith.
Satyr- My kith. My kith is THE BEST ever. And THE WORST ever. I mean, Christ, what other kith can totally freak out at the drop of a hat?
Selkies- Seals! OhGod, you should TOTALLY swim with these bastards... they're fuckin' AMAZING. They have skins... and none of 'em showed me where theirs were...
Sidhe- Please don't touch me.
Sluagh- Secrets... these one's are... beautiful. I know it sounds weird, but one is a fount of knowledge. You get in good with one, you've got the world in your hands. And probably a few sidhe heads and balls. And no. I don't mean in the good way.
On Other Supernaturals
Willworkers - Some of my best mates are of the magi. The Ecstatics can really dance. Sad thing is, they keep on leaving. Seriously, I dance with 'em, and they leave more than Eshu do. But the dreams they make are INfucking credible. Same thing with the Dream... whatevers. I met some when I was on walkabout. There was another type, some girl ones, witches, or summat, who seemed t'respect me, which was really weird. I said something wrong, though, and ended up running as fast as my fucking legs could move me. I think I'll stick with the Ecstatics.
Shifters - God, I love the wolves. What can't one say about big, angry fuckers that are dumb as bricks? Kinda hot, though. An' if you're into beastiality, you meet the right one, an' poof, your morals are saved. The cats think they're mysterious, but they spend most of the time licking themselves. I met a bird once. I thought it was a pooka, but it was all shrieking at me and telling the truth. I Willow Whispered that bastard, and he flew away so fast I thought his head would spin.
Vampires - They're dead. Bastards give me a headache. Seriously? The closest I get to necrophilia is when I sleep with a sluagh, THANK you very much. I met one that was super-crazy once, and it terrified the shit out of me. An' my boy used to get tortured by one that had some sort of name, all T's and Z's. So for now, I'll treat 'em with a grain of salt. If they touch me, I'll stake 'em so fast their head'll spin. Or I'll run as fast as my legs can carry me. Banal retentive asses.
Wraiths - I know ghosts are out there. I know people can see 'em. But hell, when something falls without me knowing why, or the moaning in the walls an' I'm totally not getting laid? Don't wanna KNOW. Seriously... don't want to know.
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