Disclaimer                : As usual!  They’re not ours!

Pairing                     : 2x1/3x4/13x6

Warnings                 : Wu Fei wasn’t warned...

Author                     : Midori Green ([email protected]) and Tyas Palar ([email protected])

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Notes                       : --

 

Wufei was humming while walking to the TV room.  He stopped when he heard some noises from the inside.

“Trowa, we MAY NOT do it!  You know that!”

“It’s OK, Quatre, don’t worry.” *whispered*

“But... for God’s sake, we can’t...”

“Just let me do it... I promise it will be fine...”

“Mmmmm....”

“Maybe you should close your eyes.”

Wu Fei’s nose bleeded, but he forced himself to peek and saw Quatre closing his own eyes while Trowa hit a big rat under the sofa with a baseball stick.

 

 

Wiping the blood from his nose, Wufei walked to the kitchen.  There were other voices coming...

“Oh God, Heero, we did it... I can’t believe it.”

“Hn. Not bad...”

“Not bad?!!! That was great... let’s do it again sometimes, ne?”

“Hn. Baka.”

“I know you’ll agree.” *chuckled*

Another nose bleed scene, Wu Fei showed up on the door frame and saw Heero and Duo and five big empty bowls of ice cream on the table.

 

Wu Fei couldn’t take it anymore.  He ran outside to the terrace, but just when he was about to step his foot through the door, he heard voices.

“Dammit, Treize, that hurt!”

“No, no, I don’t mean to hurt you, Zechs.  Keep calm...”

“But how can I?  You pulled it too hard!”

“Keep your voice low!  Other people will hear your screaming!”

“Awwww.... there, you do it again!  It’s bleeding!”
Bleed also started to run down Wu Fei’s nose again.  He succeeded in making another peek, and on the terrace, Treize was combing Zech’s long hair with a comb that’s just torn a bit of Zechs’s scalp...

 

“AAAARRGHH!  INJUSTICE!”  and Wu Fei fainted into his own pool of blood.

 

(actually there’s 2 rough sketches of Wu Fei with bleeding nose but I can’t scan them and put them here.) ^_^