Disclaimer                : GW and the GW boys belong to their owners, I’m just using them for my own interest (we all do, Midori – TP)

Pairing                     : 1x2

Warnings                 : insanity

Author                     : Midori Green ([email protected])

Feedback                : hit me baby one more time.

Notes                       : --

 

THE DAY DUO FALLS SICK

 

Quatre     :  Duo, you look so pale.  Are you okay?

Duo          :  Well, I don’t feel very well...

Trowa     :  Are you sick or something?

Duo          :  I *feel* sick, and I feel like throwing up anytime now...

Wu Fei     :  You *can’t* fall sick, we’re in the middle of a war!

Duo          :  (irritated) Well, I didn’t exactly ask to get sick! I – (closes his mouth with one hand, really feels like throwing up...)

Quatre     :  Oh, Duo.  You *are* sick!  You should get some rest.

Duo          :  Yeah, uhm, you think I may be pregnant?

Heero      :  (eeked) DUO, YOU’RE A MAN! YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT!

Quatre     :  Sure you can’t Duo. (chuckled) But why are you so mad, Heero!

Heero      :  I AM NOT!

Trowa     :  Yes you are!  Why sweat, you’re not the one who... (jawdrops) Oh my God, you are the one, aren’t you?

Quatre     :  Heero, you did *this* to Duo?

Duo          :  ..???

Wu Fei     :  You pervert!!

Duo          :  Umm, guys, what are you talking about?

Trowa     :  Duo, how could you be so calm!  He didn’t admit that he’s the one who made you pregnant!

Heero      :  It wasn’t me!

Duo          :  (shocked)  HEERO YUY!  How could you!  Are you saying that I’m cheating on you?!

Heero      :  NO, I just...

Trowa     :  How could you call yourself a Perfect Soldier... (glares)

Quatre     :  Oh, poor you, Duo...

Duo          :  It’s okay, Quatre.  You think I should take a pregnancy test?

Heero      :  NANIIII?!

Wu Fei     :  Yuy, you have no honour!  Running away from your responsibility!

Heero      :  Are you out of your mind??!!

Duo          :  (sighs) It’s alright, Heero.  You don’t have to do anything.  I will survive, by my own strength...

Quatre     :  No, no, Duo.  I’ll help you, I promise...

Trowa     :  Me too, Duo.

Wu Fei     :  Yeah, me too!!

Heero      :  ??!!!

Duo          :  Thank you, guys.  See Heero, I don’t need you.  You can go to Relena anytime you want... (smiles)

Trowa     :  Yeah, why don’t you just go to that blonde, right now!!

Quatre     :  Don’t worry, Duo.  I’ll help you with the child’s education and everything.  Wel’ll make sure he gets only the best! (smiles reassuringly)

Wu Fei     :  And I’ll teach him some kungfu skills.  I’m sure he, er, or she, got some talent!  And kungfu will help him/her to teach some lesson to perverts!

Duo          :  Thanks.

Heero      :  ...??!!

Trowa     :  You think he’d like to learn some acrobatic skills from me?

Duo          :  I’m sure he will...

Heero      :  Nooo!  I’ll raise that kid, we don’t need your help!  And I’m not going to Relena!

Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wu Fei   : ????

Heero      :  Duo, let’s raise the kid together (holds Duo’s hands and looks into his eyes solemnly)

Duo          :  (blinks)  Heero, something wrong with you lately?  I’m a man, I can’t get pregnant.

Heero      :  ??!!

Quatre     :  Of course he’s not pregnant (shakes his head).  I’m going to cook for dinner now (goes to the kitchen).

Trowa     :  I’ll see you guys later (follows Quatre).

Wu Fei     :  What an idiot (mumbled).  I’m going to surf online to find info about our latest mission (goes to his room).

Duo          :  I’m going to bed.  I think I got a fever or something... (goes upstairs to his room)

Heero      :  .....

a minute later

Heero      :  OMAERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......!!!!!!!!!

-the end-