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You see? It is an oddly androgynous figure with wings and a can of red paint! What more could you ask for? It's because of pages like this that people like FancyKangaroo so much. We just always love to go that extra mile to make you say "Wow! FancyKangaroo found an oddly androgynous figure with wings and a can of paint, just for me." And that's something special. That's something that we here at FancyKangaroo wish to share with our loyal patrons. It adds to a kind of intangible comfort, that certain je ne sais quoi. No we aren't like those other pages whose names are amalgams between some flamboyant adjective and an adorable marsupial from the far south. We simply don't DO what they DO. It's obvious. We are different. While they preach their disingenuous jimgoisms, we lighten the heart. In the places where they use the occasional double-entendre, we pile on the warmth in big loving spoonfuls. In accordance with my prognostications, those various taboo websites will be flushed off of the planet in an unprecedented exodus. It is inevitable. Their erroneous behavior cannot be put of for a day plus eternity, if I may use the tired clich�. Sad as it may be, at present we are in a time of bliss! Raise a restless brouhaha, ladies and gentlemen, at long last you have your androgynous figure. This is truly a triumph of human emotion. But, I digress. The point is, at FancyKangaroo, we love you like we were your mother. Actually, we ARE your mother. No. That�s not true. But, we wish it could be, some day. Err� Yeah! Back to my excessive showcase of vocabulary. Question for you, dearest of all website visitors, is this being written impromptu or with careful precision? Wrong! Each word here must pass a rigorous inspection, partly because we care, but mostly because one time, some chap, we�ll call him Chap, was whizzing down the freeway on one of our words ( It may have been �cataclysmic� but I can�t say for sure) and the back vowel blew out. Long story short, the guy sued, claimed �corporate negligence� as his foundation. What a ninny. Anyway, I bet your impressed that I just used the word ninny. Huh? Haven�t you ever heard the word ninny before? Anyway, I sincerely hope that your visit with FK is truly an unrestrained phantasmagoria of unadulterated delight. You must be quite the savvy bon vivant to find such a website as this. Or perhaps a skilled cognoscente, miraculously attuned to every fiber of the information superhighway? Both feasible, and yet neither probable. It seems most assuredly that you are simply a weary wayward traveler, lost in a shroud of darkness, ever walking, ever waiting, and sensing the sunset to be nigh upon you, you stumble into a warm cottage. One filled with hope. You look to the left; a quaint fireplace. To the right, a table, upon witch lays a homely bowl, filled to the brim with warm, life-giving oatmeal. That oatmeal is FancyKangaroo.
In the end, you must ask yourself, what is this? This whole concept of FancyKangaroo. Well, being stripped of the fogging language, the absurd pictures, and the usual hilarity sprinkled with sheer brilliance, you are left with the limp essence of FancyKangaroo. As piteous as it may be, like a withered carrot forgotten on some sunny windowsill. FancyKangaroo is a farce. The effects are a proverbial fig leaf to its emptiness. Congratulations, you discerning being. You may now leave, and smugly repeat to yourelf for the rest of time -- �Clearly, I have crippled the man.�
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