Fancy Kangaroo #5 (A Little Bit Of...) (To the melody of "Mambo #5")
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Fancy Kangaroo No 5
One, three , four, eight, FIVE!,
Everybody in the car so come on let's ride
To the liqueur-store around the corner,
the boys say "We wanna eat a rotting peach!"
but I really don't wanna
have diareah like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause the demon in my matress will eat me,
I like fecal matter, dung, crap, and poop
and as I read a magazine in the bathroom
so what can I do? I think I like the yellow kind better
than being smothered in honey and standing in an ant pile
to me flirtin' it's just a sport like cricket, bowling, or backgammon
anything, why poop? let me dump it in my mouth and connaseaur it
please set in the trumpet and make my ears bleed!
a little bit of Fancy Kangaroo in my life
a little bit of Fancy Kangaroo by my side
a little bit of used toilet paper in my face is all I need
a little bit of quality PBS programming is what I see
a little bit of old mayonnayse growing protozoic creatures in the sun
a little bit of night all night long, all night long
a little bit of wild and crazy piniata wacking 4 year olds, here I am
a little bit of you makes me have paranoied delusions
jump up and down and move it all around
shake your head to the sound put your hands an the ground
take one step left and one step right
one to the front and one to the side
clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
and if it looks like this then you doin' it right
a little bit of The Walton family's estate in my life
a little bit of those little umbrellas they put in drinks sometimes by my side
a little bit of hemorrhoid butt cusion pads is all I need
a little bit of those ominous looking "burger patties" the local hobo sells is what I see
a little bit of a flesh eating bacteria in the sun
a little bit of a jazzy, upbeat nightclub all night long
a little bit of crusty droppings here I am
a little bit of you makes me your man
Laxatives, the laxatives!
Mambo No 5
a little bit of FancyKangaroo in my life
a little bit of FancyKangaroo by my side
a little bit of FancyKangaroo is all I need
a little bit of FancyKangaroo is what I see
a little bit of FancyKangaroo in the sun
a little bit of FancyKangaroo all night long
a little bit of FancyKangaroo here I am
a little bit of polish sausage makes me your man
I do all to fall face forward into a pit of MAG-MA in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide you and me gonna touch the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy- WOW!
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Second: Learn the dance.
Okay, for the beginning part, when it says "One, three,,," show the numbers by holding up your fingers. Then jump up and spread out your arms. Now shake your bon bon, back that thang up, do the macarena, and jump all over like you haven't taken your pills. Then fall onto the floor and fake a seizure. When it gets to the part of the song that says "jump up and down..." follow what the song says. Then start hding behind things and jumping out with your hands together like you have a gun and sneak around like you're a secret agent. For your big finish, climb onto the highest thing in the room and do a backflip off of it. Everyone will be very impressed