Powder of God, the new miracle drug discovered by FancyKangaroo Inc. in association with DuPont, has the miraculous power to make you smarter, faster, stronger, smarter, faster AND stronger! Wow! six amazing properties, ALL IN ONE! How can such an amazing product, be so amazingly amazing? It's a mystery, but, if you order now here's what you get:
One 10 oz. bag of "The Powder of God" miracle powder.
One rusty spoon
Fourhundred seventy-six pounds of gold (not included)
You get all that for twenty-seven EASY payments, of only $89.95 plus 93% tax.
How do you USE the miracle drug? Simple,
1. Fill your enema bag with 34 GALLONS of BOILING hot water.
2. Add 4 drops of lemon juice.
3. Add one teaspoon of "Powder of God" miracle drug.
4. Quickly pour the BOILING HOT mixture into your rectum. Enjoy!
To order call toll free 1-800-FAN-KANG
Credit card/ money order accepted. Please make all checks
payable to FancyKangaroo Inc. No CODs
This drug is not for everone and should not be used by mothers who are pregnant or nursing, may become pregnant, or those with urinary or glaucoma problems. People with some bloodtypes may react to this drug, so your doctor might do some simple tests.
Sidefects:
Heart faliure, lung faliure, kidney faliure, bone deterioration, violent vomiting, blindness, deafness, AIDS, Ebola-like symptoms, persistant insomnia, food clotting in the intestines, violent seizures, painful skin peeling, schitzophrenia, swelling of the tounge leading to starvation, paralysis, implosion of the colon, massive blood loss, memory loss, hallucinations, rotting of muscle tissue, depression, leprosy, moderate to severe burning sensation on the eyes, brain hemorraging, being thrown into a pit of fire, growth of additional fingers or toes, debt, paranoid psychosis, delusions of grandeur, alien abduction, highly disproportionate susceptibility to lightning strike, eternal misery, and instant death.
Most users were not bothered enough by these symptoms to stop taking Powder Of God, unless they died.