THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY:
This website is built and maintained by one Michael H.,who was born and raised in Florida. Michael is the self-proclaimed "Third Most Absurd Person Ever" behind Don Knotts and Adam West. Michael has been with FancyKangaroo since 1835, when he first immigrated here from Polivanskustan, which does not exist. He enjoys spelunking, quoting Oscar Wilde, vagueness, and inducing states of confusion. He lives in a quaint cottage on the "edge of town" in the "south of France" with his Chihuahua, Hoobadoo (Prince of Tuvalu) and his finch, Copernicus. He will most likely die between 1962 and 2137, unless he is cryogenilly frozen - which would be super.
The following questionaire is taken from http://www.britto.bravehost.com/
Do you like it: Yes
Nickname: Mike; Slick Mikey; Prime Minister; Chancellor; The Sanguine Warrior
Age: Older than I was when I was younger.
Gender: male
Birthplace: Florida
Birthdate: 12-22
Currently live in: The Sunshine State
Currently live with: My parents, a porcelain cat, two wooden ducks.
Have any brothers, sisters?: Yes. A brother of the older classification.
Hair color: Charlie ______
Eye color: Brown, which also fills in the blank above.
Height: 5 feet 9 inches
Contacts/glasses: Wouldn�t you like to know? I guess you would.
Hobbies: Being weird, movies, reading, riting, rithmetic (little joke) okay, not rithmetic.
Do you play any sports?: If no counts, then yes!
Where are you?: Within one mile of the nearest object to me.
What time is it: 5:14pm
Piercings: Sixteen on my left eyelid, and eight on my intestines. No.
Tattoos: Less than one.
:School:
School name: Christopher the School.
Mascot: Bulldogs
Grade: Grade A Culinary Custard Eggs
Colors: Green & Gold
Favorite Subject: English/Biology
Least favorite subject: Geometry
Have you ever failed a class?: Uh, my dog ate it. No, I haven�t.
Are you going to college?: No! I want to be a loser! Haha! Yes.
What do you plan to major in?: Maybe English, Liberal Arts, or Film
:Favorites:
Color: Orange, the color of money!
Type of music: anything but country
Song: too many
Group(s): none
Boy band: none
Girl band: none
CD: A lot
Movies: Donnie Darko, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine�, E. Scissorhands, Kill Bill 1&2.
Holiday: Christmas
Season: Winter
Day of the week: Saturday
Sport: Cross-Country Wild Dingo Toddler Chase
Sport to watch: Cross-Country Wild Dingo Toddler Chase
Store: None really, maybe BooksAMillion
Hair style (for guys): Shaped like an oven.
Hair style (for girls): Half yellow, other side to a curved point.
Smell: Food!
Food: Chocolate, tacos, egg rolls, other stuff.
Drink: Sprite/Orange Juice
Car: BMW Z3 and Z4; Toyota Prius
Kind of book: Um, non -idiot books, mystery, general good fiction.
Planet: Saturn/Pluto
Sandwich: Ham, Turkey, Bacon, Tomato, Lettuce, Cheese, and toast.
Poem: many
Color of clothing: no particular color
Word: Absurd, Ridiculous, Juxtapose, Ergo, tour-de-force.
Pet: Dog
Quote: �Sly goose.�
�We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.�
�You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.�
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Swear word: Shit
Soda: Sprite
Football team: One of them.
Gum: Bubbalicious
Weather: Cold
Actor: Kevin Spacey, J. Depp,
Actress: Merryl Streep
Computer game: Myst
Ice-cream flavor: Caramel Swirl
Language: English & Greek
:Would you ever:
Eat bugs on purpose: Sure
Jump off a waterfall: Depending on height, maybe.
Eat dog/cat food: yes
Swim in shark infested waters: maybe
Go to school naked: no
:Have you ever:
Lied to your parents about something really important: yes
Had your life threatened: no
Stay up until the morning chatting online: Yes
Written a play: Yes
Written a book: Yes, but it was short.
Written a poem: Many
Talked in your sleep: I don�t know. I was asleep at the time.
What did you say: See above
Sung at a karaoke bar: yes
Looked something up online you were told not to or know your not supposed to look up: maybe
Been run over. . .by a car: Yes, just my foot.
Been run over. . .by a remote controlled car: No�
Shoplifted: I was like five, so give me a break. It was a piece of gum.
Blackmailed someone: Yes
:Which one:
Plastic or paper bag (Only losers use paper.)
Carpeted or wood floor
Paint or wallpaper
E-mail or snail mail
Sunrise or sunset
Lake or ocean
Walk or run
Water-skiing or regular skiing
Golf or mini-golf
Gold or silver
Phone or computer
Black and white, or colored
Stripes or plaid
Knock or doorbell
Vanilla or chocolate
Laugh or cry
Whisper or scream
Happy or sad
And now what time is it?: 5:49
So how long did this take you?: 35 minutes.
Was this a pain in the butt?: I think my butt rather enjoyed it.