Name: (The/Captain) Blamo, also sometimes "Chris"
DOB: 05/05/84
Musical Influences: Whatever Forhekset happens to destroy me with. Opeth and that sort of shit mostly sticks, the rest just
goes flying around the room without impact on my senses.
Interests: Running down and killing people on the blue team, with a depleted uranium slug to the brain. Other than that,
doing anything creative. Like creating digital images and wallpapers, writing songs and literature, and every now
and again pulling a new, random facial expression. I'm proud of that.
Equipment: My brothers old Ibanez (Guitar, obviously), Laney Amp and a nondescript Acoustic Guitar that seems to be alot
better quality than my electric, a fact I am constantly aware of (and somewhat annoyed by).
Quotes: "There are ducks at our place, they sit in the floor and blow up warm air." -The Blamo Chronicles.
"Fuck I'm Stoned :(" -The Blamo Chronicles.
"You fucking fat cunt" -Anytime anyone sees Forhekset
"Fuck off you bastard" -Any instance I see fit, usually said about 5 times a day.
Fav movies: Whatever has been good recently. I'm fucking serious. Dont start me cunt.
Fav Songs: Weebl - The Immortal Badger (Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
Mushroom Mushroom...)
Rectal Spawn - The Vengeance Of A Thousand Enraged Camels
Weebl - Scampi
Weebl - Patrick
Opeth - Serenity Painted Death
Recently I Have Been Listening To: Weebl, Opeth, Children Of Bodom, Dimmu Borgir, Death, Soilwork, Arch enemy.
Listening To Right Now: Whatever Forhekset is polluting the soundwaves with. Some nondescript sludgy crap. (haahah)
Noidenous also seems to be screaming something, which isn't suprising. Now he's burping.
I think I just heard someone fart. Now I can hear Transformers. Now the song "Belching Of Oblivion".
More screaming from somewhere...
Status right now - Extremely Tired, Extremely Hungry, Aching for a cigarette, my toe is a little itchy, a little dizzy from
spinning blackhawks around at physics defying speeds, got a headache, and I have an extreme need to fart.
Oh yeah, there we go.... Fuck me, thats an assault on the senses.
