"Lynn's Newsies Banner!"
http://indy.curiocity.com/homes/n/NewsieGirl/edit/newsies.html
Phantom's Review: Standard Teenybopper mistakes here.
My thoughts are in normal type, things
quoted off of the pages are in italics.
Howdy! My name's Beth, but I'd like
y'all to call me Lynn. I have a super fetish for the 1992 Disney
movie/musical "Newsies" and I would like to share it
with you... my tale unfolds...
Howdy to you too. A super fetish. Uh-huh. Let's see how the
tale unfolds, shall we?
"In 1899, the streets of New York City echoed with the
voices of newsies. Peddlin' the newspapers of Joseph Pulizter,
William Randolph Hearst, and other giants of the newspaper world.
On every corner you saw 'em, carrying the banner, bringing you
the news for a penny a pape. Poor orphans and runaways, the
newsies were a ragged army, without a leader - until one day,
all that changed..."
Well that was incredibly uncreative!
Thus begins the most wonderful movie ever created, Newsies.
Mhm... the most wonderful? Not that good. It's a great movie,
yes, but not the best ever. Let's be realistic.
Like so many other newsies fans out here in the wide world
of the world wide web, (It's a joke, sorta, ok? Laugh... please!?)
That would've been funny had you NOT said "It's a joke,
sorta, ok? Laugh... please!?" Yes, we ARE pathetic, aren't
we? Jeez.
I write fan fiction, hold fan fiction contests, and very
generally dedicate myself to making the world a better, more
newsie-fied place.
Almost everyone does that. It's not a big deal.
You are *bombos* visitor number:
Holy crap, it's another friggin'
bombos person! NOOOOO!
So, heard about Angela's and my fantastic
Newsies Fan-Fiction contest?
So YOU are the other insane person who started that thing!
Lord, you guys are the ones who are so full of yourselves and
think that your contest is the only one worth entering. Yeah, you
guys are full of yourselves, aren't you?
If you have heard the word "bombos" being used
around town, school, home or office, and still don't know what it
is - jump on the bandwagon!
I hate to tell you this, but I've never heard that ridiculous
word anywhere except on your site and on Angela's site.
Bombos-ness is spreading around the world like wildfire
due to the internet following of the word
No, actually it's not...
Need the motions to the King of New York handslap routine
but just can't get it down? Angela's got the key to your success
right here
I'm beginning to wonder if there's anything original on this
page, or if it's all Angela related.
Amaze your friends when you are able to mimic the moves of
Jack, Denton and Bumlets!
Ehe. I think I'd scare them actually.
Wanna read some really bombos and wonderful stories?
You only sound stupid when you say bombos, so knock it off.
And I don't think I'll take the time to read the stories. They're probably fairly well written.
Hopefully you liked my page. If you have any ideas, or
responses to stories or something, please e-mail me (email
censored for the FAN-T privacy policy) and talk to me! I love to
talk! : )
Somehow I gathered that.
TEENYBOPPER RATING:
I give this page 2 out of 4 toxins. There really isn't anything here but links to Angela's page and a few stories. Other than that... there's nothing original. Put a little effort into it, huh?