"Newsies Mania"
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Phantom's Review: You know, this page has pissed me off for quite some time. I ran across it the other day, so now I'm gonna review it.
My thoughts are in normal type, things
quoted off of the pages are in italics.
Heya ppl! This site is to declare that...
NEWSIES RULE!!!!
NEWSIE FANZ RULE!!!!
NEWSIE RIBBONS RULE!!!!
NEWSIES ACTORS RULE!!!
Damn, wasn't that creative? Gaw, I'm just floored by how much
time it must've taken her to come up with THAT. Give me a break.
Ok, first, Newsies is a Disney Film that came out in 1992.
It is based on true facts and people from history.
Yeah, she got that part right, so there's one point on her side.
Newsies is a story about the New York newsboys who sold
newspspers for Wiliam Randolf Herst and others.
Let's learn to spell names, shall we?
The boys buy there papers in the morning and sell them all
day. When the price of the papers is raised, they go on strike...
Mhm.. wrong form of "their", but that's all right.
But isn't it a bit obvious that when the price is raised they go
on strike? Hmm... gee, I didn't notice that when I watched the
movie! Pfft.
If you like tonz of great guys all in one movie, Newsies
is a must-see!!!
Pet peeve, here. There's more to Newsies than JUST "tonz
of great guys". There's a plot and an actual story.
And other than that, there's not much else on the page except for a giant picture and two rather dull links.
TEENYBOPPER RATING:
I give this page, 4 out of 4 toxins. I'm
sorry, but when someone says that Newsies should be watched for
"tonz of great guys"
I show no mercy. I mean, come on.