Take over the universe in
Six simple steps.
Step two: Take over a small third world country by undermining their economic stability with massive drug smuggling while instigating war between it and another third world country.
Step three: Take over nearby third world countries using military force.
Step four: Unify said countries with a national holiday that appeals to everyone in said countries and autonomous rule.
Step five: Use Africa (oops, I mean third world country conglomeration) as a vantage point to begin coercion of weaker countries throughout the world.
Step six: Genies.
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!