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When i woke up this moring I took some Laxative pills instead of my prozac. Now I can't get off the toilet.
I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour on Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly i will be in late, or early.
My stigmata is acting up.
I can't come into work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work, OK?
I am stuck in the blood pressure Machine in Tesco.
Yes, I seem to have contracted some kind of attention deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Skins huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, can I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprite but thank you for calling.
Constapation has made me a walking time bomb.
I just found out I was switched at birth, Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records now contain false information.
The dog ate my car keys, We are going to hitchike to the vets.
I prefer to remain an enigma.
My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must drive her to her coffin and drive a stake through her heart. One day should do it.
I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
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