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| LAWS STILL ACTIVE IRELAND Any person who shall pretend or excercise to use any type of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or pretend knowledge of any occult or craft science shall for such offence suffer imprisonment at the time of one year and also shall be obliged to obscursion for his/hher good behavior. ENGLAND It is illegal to be drunk in a pub or bar It is illegal for for 2 adult males to have sex in the same house as a 3rd person On Christmas day it is illegal to eat mince pie Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism Anal sex is prohibited between any parties You may not make out in public A bugular can prosocute the owner of the property the bugular is in illegally if he/she injures themselfs while on the property (for examle tripping over a loose carpet) planning laws restrict the painting of your house a different colour if it is a listed building or even replacing windows or any other part of the building. Under 16's cant buy ciggarettes, but can freely smoke them A cyclist can be prosocuted for speeding, dangerous driving and drunk driving A 3 wheeled car is not classed as a car, it is deemed to be a motorcycle. CHELSEA it is illegal to impersonate a chelsea pensioner CHESTER you can only shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow inside the city walls after midnight LIVERPOOL Women are allowed to be topless only as clerks in tropical fish stores (an early law prob to allow the projection of tropical imagery) YORK It is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow except on sundays SCOTLAND you are presumed guilty until proven innocent for some crimes If someone knocks on your door and asks to use your commode you are obliged to let them in It is illegal to be drunk in pocesson of a cow You must not go fishing on sundays ABOLISHED LAWS ENGLAND With the exception of carrots no goods shall be sold on sundays Comiting suicide is classified as a capitol crime and prsocutable During the early years of motoring the speed linit was 3mph A person must walk in front of a motor vehicle with a red warning flag |
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