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If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with your roller blades they can ignite.
A 4 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog lead over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42lb boy wearing a superman cape. but it is strong enogh to spread paint on all four walls of a 20' x 20' room.
Baseballs make marks on ceilings
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using the ciling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, its already to late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A 6 year old can start a fire with a flint while most adults will say it can only be done in the movies.
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing bassball shoes it does not leak, it explodes.
Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old, but duplo wont.
Play Dough and Microwave Ovens should never be used in the same sentence.
Superglue is forever.
No matter how much Jello you put into a swimming pool, you still cant walk on water.
VCR's dont eject sandwhiches even though tv commercials show they do.
Bin linners dont make good parachutes.
Marbles in your petrol tank makes lots of noise when driving.
You never want to know what that smell is.
Always look in the oven as plastic toys dont like heat.
The spin cycle on a washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy however it will make cats dizzy.
Cats can throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Quiet does not always mean don't worry.
A good sense of humour will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately mostly in retrospect).
