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UNLUCKY IN LOVE? THEN TRY SOME OF THESE CHAT UP LINES. YOU'LL EITHER PULL OR GET A SLAP, EITHER WAY YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET CONTACT OF SOME FORM.
Here goes....
If i told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
You are like pringles, Once i pop you, I can't stop you.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips then move up to your belly button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Baby you are so fine, i want to pour milk all over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out baby?
Why dont you sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that comes up?
If i could rearrange the alphabet then i would put U and I together.
I'd run a mile for your virtical smile.
Ive got the F, the C, and the K, Now all I need is U.
You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button...from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you then I would have a dozen.
Hi I'm new in town, can i have directions to your house?
Pardon me? but is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants?
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away?
My face is leaving in 15 minute...be on it.
You'd look good on me.
When does your centrefold come out?
So, do you wanna see something really swell?
I seem to have lost my number, can i have yours?
I got the hotdogs if you got the buns.
Is your name gillette?...because you are the best a man can get.
I may not be fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
That dress looks good on you, how does it look off you?
Are those pants from outerspace, because that ass is out of this world.
I dont know if sdhould mount you or eat you.
The word of the day is "legs". So let's go back my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroon floor in the morning.
I want to melt in your mouth not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body; especially mine.
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can i visit you between the holidays?
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