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If it is one thing that pisses me off, it is little kids. Running around shitting and spitting on everything and ruining the general temper of the world. I awoke this morning to the sound of little shits outside my home bitching about which one was right on the reason why the dog shit on the lawn in my neighbors yard. And don't get me wrong, these are not my kids, hell no. If I had kids they would already be at work in the steel mill at 11 in the morning. Anyhow, so my neighbors grandkids are fighting over which dog shit thesis is correct and I am awoken. And I am also pissed. Very pissed. So I do what most neighbors do. I throw a quarter stick of dynamite out the window and tell them to fuck off and get back to work. Kids all need to have their mouths sewn shut. So their filth can no longer wake me in the morning on my day off. Then, when they can learn to act like an adult. They can have the stiches removed. All kids are good for is slave labor. Where the fuck is that in our country? I have been waiting for too long for slave labor to come here. So maybe moving to China is a good way to solve this whole sleeping in the morning thing. Over there kids know how to respect someone older than them. They don't have the option not to. If you disrespect your parents, they kill you and say that it was population control. Simple fucking solution to my problems. Hell, I can just go over there and start killing everyone under the age of 16 and say it is population control. My life is so much fun. |
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