PA is pretty shitty for many other reasons as well, don't get me wrong. This has got to be one of the tightest asshole places on the face of the fucking earth. Western PA is the worst. Everyone forces their stupid ass opinions on you and everyone else. That is why we have nothing cool like strip clubs, porn stores, cockfighting rings, and child slave stores. Fuckers. They can all suck it. I am no pervert, but seeing some tits in a different place than my house would be nice. And better yet, I can have a beer while I do it. This is only yet another reason in a sea of them.
Here is a half decent list:
Hardest place to get teaching certified in the world.
Too many trees
Everyone here drives giant cousin humping trucks
All of those people blare country music at full volume
No one accepts anything different than what is normal
Every time I turn a corner there is either a bar or a church
The county in which I live is the heroin capital of the world
My ex-girlfriends all live here, and all are satan's little helpers
Too many rice rockets and not enough real tuner cars that are owned by real people who don't think that if you have a fart can, an intake, and a loud system, then you are fast.
Too many musclecars eating up all natural rescources, like my patience
Cops here are probably the biggest dog piles. I know 2 cool ones, all the rest are CHIP wannabes. The kind of guys that go home at night and masturbate to some episode of COPS. That seems to be about all that FX will show these days.
The list goes on and on. I am just way too tired for this right now. Time to go outside and kill some elderly ladies that are walking door to door asking, "Have you found Jesus?". No, have you found my foot? It seems to be planted in your ass right now.