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To be truthfully honest, except for a few select movies, the film industry has really sucked over the last few years. The best movies to date are as follows: Boondock Saints, Dawn of the Dead (old and new), the yet to be seen by the public Land of the Dead (saw a sneak preview for press only), Fight Club, and of course, the ever awesome Aliens series. My faith in the movie industry, however, died today. I recently saw a poster for the movie, Diary of a Mad Black Woman. This was for sale at Wal Mart, and the sign was right in the entryway. How the fuck could this be a slightly entertaining movie? Seriously, I thought it was some sick joke, but sure enough there it is. How could you possibly think that another "diversity movie" could sell? Right on the box it says the following; " knee slapping humour ( spelled like those British fuckers spell it) from end to end". I almost puked. Honestly, when was the last time you saw anything with "knee slapping humour" in it? And if you think that this is bad, here are some more reasons the movie industry is blowing.
Napoleon Dynamite
Titanic
Anything with Paris Hilton in it
Anything with Helen Hunt in it
The last three Star Wars movies
Matrix 2 and 3
Herbie Fully Loaded
Men in Black I and II
Top Gun
Komodo
Mortal Kombat I and annhilation
The Aviator
Night at the Roxbury
The Villiage
Spanglish
There is Something About Mary
Scream Series
I Know What You Did Last Summer series
Boogeyman
Fantastic Four ( I predict)
Now, I know that you agree with all of this, or else you suck and so does your taste in movies. Now shut up, pull your head out of your ass, and go watch Land of the Dead. Or rent Employee of the Month. Those I will condone.
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