| What I like in my life | ||||
| The following is a list of everything that I like. If you don't agree with anything on here then you are wrong and need to go to hell. For how many emails I get about people who seem to think that they know what they like, I am taking the time to set you straight. Land of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead (new and old), Day of the Dead, and Night of the Living Dead- George Romero is one of the best directors of all time. Not only did he invent the best movie genre ever, but he also pioneered most of the special effects that you see today. Plus he sctually made use of Pittsburgh, which hasn't happened before, ever. Meat (all of it)- As I said before, murder is delicious. Violence- This has to be my favorite thing in the world. No day has been completed without some sort of violence happening during my day. Videogames (lots of them)- There are games that I will admit to hating, but for the most part, video games are awesome. Sports games are absolutely horrible, but outside that videogames are awesome. My favorite systems you ask? I will start with my number one and list down. PS2, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast,Original Nintendo, PS1, Super Nintendo, 3DO, Atari Jaguar, Sega Genesis (including 32x and Sega CD), all the old Atari systems, and finally the old Sega Master System. The XBOX and GameCube should never be played. The XBOX has to be the worst contraption in the world. Its ridiculous controllers are only second to the world's shittiest controller design ever, the GameCube. Cars (particularly imports)- Make them faster, look better, and perform all around better. Musclecars should be wiped off the face of the planet along with the aging hippies and greasers that drive them. I also abhor "ricing" anything. I do not approve of outlandish body kits, huge wheels, "NOS" as a fashion statement, or anything else that is in The Fast and the Furious. Shooting animals- I like to hunt. I also like to hunt animals off my front porch. Step one: get a bird feeder, Step two: you can guess the rest. Hitting those ridiculous crotch rocket guys in my car- I have to admit, when they go by and do some ridiculous wheelie or some shit, it is kind of cool. But when they keep ripping by doing it over and over, it gets kind of annoying. So why let nature kill them eventually? I will give the almighty a helping hand. I have lots of other stuff to list, but I have got to say that I am tired. I am sure you can figure the rest out. And if you don't agree with me, die. |
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