Hate Mail 3
Title: You're not Maddox, and you're not funny.
Wow! What an original site, you know your topics are really cutting edge, let me applaude you. Taking a popular site like maddox.xmission.org and changing a few words here and there. The problem is, its not funny, its more like plagerism. Maybe if you start posting real life stories, or at least funny or witty ones, someday you'll have more than 200+ people go through the pain of reading this pathetic site. I find Maddox very funny and respect his opinions, even if I may not agree with all of them, but you sir are pathetic. Think for yourself for once. Yes, I am vegan, and I am more of a man than you could hope to be HOMBRE. Why you be hatin' on ebonics? Do I sense a bit of racism towards the underclassed races? Peace out, HOMBRE!
PS: Keep pouring money into that import, im sure its a worthy enough investment to help you move out of the basement one day. I'm sure you're the best driver in the world!
From: [email protected]
Title: Re: website
(Original text I wrote to maddox exempted for space saving purposes only, and the original text will be forwarded to all those who wish it.)
You're site surprised me, actually. I was expecting some lame-ass copy cat, but yours has its own unique style that is sure to attract many fans. The only problem is that it might be hard for people to find you. I suggest that if you can, you break away from geocities and find something more accessible to everybody else; something like a blog-site would probably work. It'd probably also be a good idea to create a logo for yourself, because those Social Distortion skeletons won't work forever. Go on and make a name for yourself.
Maddox
Ok, now that you know I have the upper hand and have actually taken some steps to rectify this, let's expand the ass kicking. First of all, none of what I write is plagerism. I write all my own material and though some of it might happen to bear some resemblence to something else, I ensure you that all is original. And for a second serving of self respect I give you a response to your accusations about me being racist. I will guarantee you that I am not racist. So does my enjoyment of the proper usage of english make me a racist? I think not. And to take the only page out of Maddox's library that I ever will, here it is. You say that I discriminate on the "underclassed" races? Oops, you're a racist Todd. So who exactly are these "underclassed races"? I thought that all were equal in the eyes of God? Or at least that is what you hippies believe in, right? That's what I thought, you are an idiot. You sir, have been owned.