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God is a justified man. He does things for a reason. And to counterract all the ex-highschool football playing, now cleaning my dishes, bitches who go to nightclubs and sleep with anything with a vagina; he created diseases that will cause your penis to get sores that erupt foul smelling discharge. All this info is thanks to my human sexuality class. That book is one of the most informative things anyone could read. Not to be sexual, but to keep teens inside their own pants for a change. All the lovely pictures of the actual disease on actual people. This is something that should be in every single school. I like seeing kids puking. To tell you the truth, every kid from grades 7-12 should get a good dose of Chlymidia. This wonderful, easily curable disease, will give them a good idea of what whoring yourself out will be like. Remember those little flouride pills they used to give us for our teeth? Give them a liqui-gel capsule filled with a good dose of Chlymidia. Somewhere between the painful urination and the sores, I think the point will be made. Just remember kids, this is God's way of telling you he loves you. So go find some antibiotics and cranberry juice. While we are on the topic, birth control needs to take a new route. I get to kill anyone I feel should never procreate. Any time I see someone who does not fit the description of anyone who can be a successful parent, gets a 12 guage to the face. Life isn't fair, deal with it. Till then, I will merely be satisfied with watching all the fat people have miscarriages and rednecks beat their wives. Look up and say thanks. |
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