Joan Rivers: This sack of shit has been polluting our televisions and our minds for far too long. Her whiny ass attitude and constant bitchiness makes me want to vomit. Her daughter isn't too much better.
Paris Hilton: Am I the only sane person on this planet that thinks she deserves to be thrown into the sun? I have seen way too much of her in the past two years to tolerate her existence much longer. Didn't she host the Nickelodeon teen choice awards? Do they not realize that she got famous because of scandalous modeling and illicit sex tapes? But then again, her daddy probably has a lot to do with her getting ahead anyhow. House of Wax my ass. I refuse to go see anything that has her in it.
Barbera Walters: Feminazi plain and simple.