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For those of you who actually understand what kind of person I am, you will understand that I am a bit opinionated. I thought that I was in fact, a total bastard; until I had seen Frank. Frank, as some of you might know, is the asshole guy on the Ball Park Franks (Frank, you get it?) commercials. This man is the prime example of what is wrong with this country today. That man is a very obese, extremely ignorant, and very fake patriotic man. I have had more interesting physicals than that man. He stands there in front of the damn camera, behind his grill, and talks about how great life is in this country and how everyone else can piss off. I am all for telling everyone to piss off. But it is just that, everybody. Not just foreigners, the residents of this country as well. He just goes on and talks about how fat he is and how "real" men like V8 engines and cooking on the grill. Obviously this must sell hot dogs, because the last time I checked, they still sell. Is that how low we have stooped in this country? To let some fat ass on a commercial convince us to buy shitty food that makes us ill? I am just trying to make the point that this man is what makes us out to be assholes to the rest of the world. Can't you see how obvious it is on how ignorant we are? We are a joke. You show that commercial in India and there would be riots in the streets. I hate to take a political turn on my past two articles, but dammit, this shit has to stop. Oh, and hatemail will be updated, for those of you who are curious on why the emails you have sent me aren't on here yet. I will be back to my non-political, asshole self a.s.a.p. |
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