1: Any type of physical abuse on anyone of a lesser stance than the attacker. Because we all love seeing those damn underdogs get their shit ruined once in a while.
2: Running over anything alive.
3: The fact that sometime in my day I will see at least 34 people make a complete ass of themselves. Nothing like watching a self-proclaimed genious feed himself a plate of his own ass with all the trimmings.
4: Homeless people.
5: Seeing abnormally obese people stuff their faces no matter where I go. Because I know that no matter what, they will have an excuse for why they are fat, and it is always a family genetical thing. Ever wonder why your whole family is fat? The parents set the behavior model by being fat and eating so goddamn much. Nothing like watching someone eat uncontrollably to start my day.
6:Aids, malaria, ebola, and anything else you can't see that can kill you easily. Sort of like my truck barreling around a corner while your kid plays jump rope in the street. Suckers.
7: Good old fashioned police brutality.
8: Opening my email to find hatemail from people who make an ass of themselves to begin with.
9: A trip to the burn ward. That will usually lighten my spirits.
10: Reading the obituaries.
11: Junk mail that I send right back to the sender. Hell, sometimes I even send them a Polaroid of my middle finger, just to show them I don't care.
Speaking of not caring, I am done for now. I see the neighbor kids are taunting that Pitbull like I taught them. Maybe the dog will do something cool this time.