All this stems from my hatred for vegetarians. To tell you the truth, I hate anyone that won't eat anything that is sold as food. You don't like onions? Tough shit, you have to eat them. I have a bag of salted, dried sardines in my room that I eat like Potato Chips. They sell it at Japanese grocery stores. Stuff that is odd usually tastes better. I watched a vegan ( the extremist vegetarian for those of you meateaters out there who can't get away from the barbeque long enough to learn anything) cooking the other day, and it was appalling. He wouldn't even use an egg in the pasta mixing process. He used some shitty fake egg shit. The noodles tasted like a tarp that was dragged across the ground in shit, then cut and boiled in water, then had cut up tomatoes piled on. The shithead would not even use marinara sauce because it had butter and oil in it. I don't care who you are, murder is delicious. And to not even use milk or butter is just ridiculous. I mandate that all vegetarians and derivitaves thereof must be eaten. And just to spite them, I will eat them with a meat sauce. Fuckers.
