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Is it just me, or do most modern corporations have no creative ability these days? When someone actually has a good idea (usually some poor guy trying to make a name for himself so he can be rich gets bought out by another company for less than he could have made off of it on his own), it is usually raped by its competitors in the following week. The Pepsi and Coke warfare is extensive enough on its own. First, Pepsi makes Mountain Dew (green death in my mind, as Jones Soda stomps everyone's shit twice over), then Coke comes out with Mellow Yellow. Same taste, same amount of words, same mountain on the label, but slight difference in color. Then Coke has the master plan to have cherry in their Coke, and *wham*, Pepsi has "Wild Cherry Pepsi". The best one has to be Pepsi Twist though. Pepsi actuall gets creative and comes out with something original, and Coke comes out with "Diet coke with Lemon". And I do not believe that I see that horrible Coke creation anymore. That soda blew so much ass that I gave it to a homeless guy after I was too disgusted after the first sip, and even he started compulsively shitting all over the sidewalk. And you can't say that I am a Coke man or a Pepsi man, as I don't trust either of them enough to put any of their slave labor juice in my body. Jones is my drink. More creative, better taste, and the owners aren't total tools. But, I advocate no-one in the business industry on my site. The only reason ads are on my site is I am too damn poor to have my site without them.
Enough with the soft drink wars though. Have you seen the automotive industry lately? If you pay attention at all, then you might notice the new foreigner in town. Honda has decided it wants mullets and big belt buckles now, so they stepped up to the truck industry. Have you seen this sack of ass? The thing looks like a Tacoma that went head fucking first into a wall. The thing makes me want to shit on it everytime I see the fucking thing. Honda need to stick with what it knows; lawnmowers, cars with the smallest 4 cylinders imagineable in them, ugly ass small SUV's, even uglier vans, generators, hell, anything that doesn't involve a bed or 4-wheel drive. Trucks pretty much blow to begine with. Anything larger than a Ranger or S-10 should be blown off the face of the planet. And the audacity to think that instead of pioneering the fuel cell technology, they would rather make something that blows even more gas. Suckers. One day Daewoo will blow everyone away with a 400hp fuel cell car that replenishes itself. Just to fuck with us. |
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