| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Tenchi Muyo! | |
| 1. | When your grandfather tells you to stay out of a shrine inhabited by a 1,000 year old demon. For God's sake, STAY OUT OF THE SHRINE! (Tenchi,dear,...listen to the old man!) |
| 2. | It's really tea that Ayeaka drinking...and Ryoko's really Sonic the Hedgehog's long lost sister. (Well they DO look a lot alike) |
| 3. | Ryo-ohki is the cutest thing in the universe! (Aw! How cute!) |
| 4. | I'm gonna marry Tenchi! (Like hell you will!) |
| 5. | Ryoko is a hentai. (What's wrong with that?) |
| 6. | Mihoshi gives the term "blonde" a whole new meaning. (*giggles nervously* She rivals Mina folks) |
| 7. | Pink poodle princes are easy to defeat. (Another fashion emergency) |
| 8. | Call me Little Washu! (*Imitates Washu* Call me Little Washu!) |
| 9. | Having your 10,000-year-old mother hit on your crush is just plain disturbing. (That's just...not right...) |
| 10. | Masaki's got more mood swings then a pregnant woman. (*sighs*) |
| 11. | It's impossible to have any privicy when living with 6 girls. (It's impossible to have any privicy when living with one girl.) |
| 12. | A 10 year old princess turns out to be the best cook out of a house full of people. (Why is that just not right?) |
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