| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Sailor Moon | |
| 1. | Just because it looks like a guy, walks like a guy, and dresses like a guy...doesn't mean it's a guy. (*Snickers*) |
| 2. | People who put too much stock in destiny are doomed to be miserable. (Yeah...) |
| 3. | Revealing outfits are a must when fighting youma. (Can we say fashion emergency?) |
| 4. | Never EVER ask for a more exciting life. You've been warned. (Serena...) |
| 5. | Youma are not the most intelligent creatures in the universe. (Gee they can only say their own name, what ever gave you that idea?) |
| 6. | The DIC executives are close-minded idiots. (The DIC executives are just plain idiots) |
| 7. | Love is blind. (Or just has a very short memory) |
| 8. | The token male will get himself killed/captured/brainwashed every time there's a new enemy. (*looks in notebook* Yeah...) |
| 9. | Beryl was a bitch. (I'll agree with that one!) |
| 10. | They just don't make Champions of Love and Justice like they used to. (No comment) |
| 11. | Zoicite and Emerald have laughs that can shatter the human skull. (My poor ears...) |
| 12. | Daughters from the future are whiny, bratty, enjoy making their future mother's life miserable and more then likely grounded when they come back home. (I still wanna chop her up into little pieces) |
| 13. | Makoto's sempai is in a world of sh** when she meets up with him. (Yeah...) |
| 14. | A villain will do one of 3 things: |
| a. Kill you because she wants your boyfriend. | |
| b. Kill/brainwash you because he wants your pretty crystal. | |
| c. Brainwash/Kidnap you because he thinks your cute. (Or D: All of the above) | |
| 15. | Moon Royalty have a nasty habit of sacrificing themselves. (Can we get it through our heads: Living is GOOD!) |
| 16. | When the love of your life is in danger, throw a pretty flower, say a speech that confuses everyone, yourself included, and GET HER THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!! (No, just get her the hell out of there, skip the rest) |
| 17. | Ami's scary when she's in love. (*Nods vigorously*) |
| 18. | Where ever a superhero relaxes, a youma will attack. (I think after a while, it'll get predictable) |
| 19. | Guardians of time are extremely mysterious. It's in the job description. (*opens manual* page 42 paragraph sub section B article 1. Yep it's there.) |
| 20. | If something falls from outer space, DON'T TOUCH IT!! (And don't take it home with you!) |
| 21. | Naru emits a signal that attracts every youma in a 20 mile radius. (She's kinda like a radar becaon...) |
| 22. | Rei can be a real bitch. (Rei...temper...okay?) |
| 23. | Love letters cause hives. |
| 24. | Everyone's in love with Motoki. (Yes, they are) |
| 25. | Anyone with purple eyes and black hair with purple highlights will have ESP. |
| 26. | When your boyfriend's future self sends himself dreams there cause him to break up with you and make your life a living hell, make a mental note to slug him later. (Heck no! Slug him now!) |
| 27. | Minanko will never say a quote correctly. (And Ami will always say a quote correctly) |
| 28. | Pretty flowers found floating around in space should be left alone. (Pretty flowers?) |
| 29. | A red bow is a must with any outfit. (Mina...you and I need to go shopping!) |
| 30. | Pissing off Haruka is like waving a red sheet in front of a disgruntled bull. (No, Pissing off Haruka is like tempting fate when you know you can't win.) |
| 31. | Luna has good taste in men. (No comment on that one) |
| 32. | Exam results + seminars + stress (sabotage/rival) = Enemy! (Ami ha rather interesting equations) |
| 33. | With all the wine the villains drink, it's no wonder the senshi win. (And yet they have ample time to attack) |
| 34. | Sailor Moon goes through more voice actors then Henry the VIII did wives. (*Starts counting* Yeah) |
| 35. | If Haruka and Michiru are cousins, I'm the re-incarnation of Joan of Arc. (Joan of Arc was cool, she heard voices.) |
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